Depressed Sports Fan

I enjoy artisanal mustards and the smell of high octane gasoline. Go Devils.

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

Taylor Swift fans and Tyler Childers fans coming together to burn down Ticketmaster and the establishment #presale

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@robocraw You should reach out to our favorite government employee. He managed to bring some back.

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

Hamachi collar. Hell yeah.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

People don’t talk about the 2025 Peach Bowl enough

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

I was today years old when I realized heisman trophy winner Herschel Walker is the US ambassador of the Bahamas..

[U.S. Embassy Nassau @USEmbassyNassau]

🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too.

Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

Congratulations to @IHSA_IL great Jalen Brunson, and no one else.

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

Hate watch is on..

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@ravishingtruman Seemingly both as of late.

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@CodyC64

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

When I pretend to be a Make-A-Wish kid and say that my wish is to tour the Texas Tech athletic facilities

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@SportsFan5zks @FunkyChicken251 Is this Deegans burner… you posted this same reply like 5 different times now

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@97Tercel Zoolander is yoked.

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@ClayTravis Well.. at the end of the 19th century CA population was 1.4million. Half of which were eligible voters with 393k total votes to count since it was first recorded in 1910. With a current population of 39million it probably should take a little longer to count. No?

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@cbarney807 Well shit..

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@Fats_D1 @balloutaboogie9

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@25YearsAgoLive

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@RaiderMark @TexasTech @RockinPregame Serious addiction? Please..

https://t.co/qiUbkglfvb

[Depressed Sports Fan @keefe609]

@KyleHunt0783