Just ERIC

Need movie ideas? New perspectives on your script?
Let me know. I'm not from planet Earth. Out of this world thinking.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

According to the right-wing spin machine, the greatest threat to America now is that liberals are violent. I thought we were the snowflakes?

[PIXIES @PIXIES]

Tour start tonight .....

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Watch: This endangered zebra got a second chance when human rescuers intervened.

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

@CNBC Lol. Pig's

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@realDonaldTrump @ENERGY Says the man that wants to use coal. Lol.

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

https://t.co/3dYcGQJlNT
Please take the time to watch. Especially if you take everything to seriously. LOL

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

Getting rid of everything that reminds me of my EX. Lol

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

25 followers! I hear stardom knocking on the door. Pass the butter people. Tell your friends about me. Especially the single ladies.

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

#NewProfilePic

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@elonmusk Jelly? You just lost 10% of your intelligence by using that. And your case looks very feminine. I hope it's for Amber.

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@DannyDeVito hey buddy

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

Of course they are. Dumpy Trumpy wants to steal as much as he can from US before his ass gets booted. Hungry hungry douchebag https://t.co/3hrojjDmvN

[CNBC @CNBC]

'The Fed may raise rates at a faster pace than the economy can withstand,' says one Fed watcher https://t.co/qZeQW6lFsm

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

A special message from our teenager president. Lol https://t.co/Ft1VkhOCo7

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The new Rasmussen Poll, one of the most accurate in the 2016 Election, just out with a Trump 50% Approval Rating.That's higher than O's #'s!

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

By working 3 jobs, making outlandish statements and take 3-4 Ambien with a bottle of wine. Right Eli. https://t.co/orN1N51nCl

[CNBC @CNBC]

How Elon Musk and 3 other highly-successful business leaders stay productive https://t.co/77UgkzaiuN

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We live in countries where we absolutely CAN afford, & so, MUST take care of our most vulnerable. https://t.co/iwU8WjbK75

[CNBC @CNBC]

NBC: Trump's lawyer has hired his own lawyer https://t.co/L8uWbSUyC1

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

@ladygaga Funny story. I finally came around to liking you after years of GF pushing you on me and then she leaves me. True story. XOXOXO

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@EmmaWatson CHECK IT OUT PLEASE. WOW!!!!

[Just ERIC @keefeitup]

@ActuallyNPH Didn't you have your address up for presents? What am I supposed to do with this drone I bought for you? It just arrived today. Sorry.