"BALENCIAGA SELLS A PLAIN T-SHIRT FOR SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS. THE BRAND PREMIUM IS REAL. $KEEF ALSO CARRIES A BRAND PREMIUM. NOT YET FULLY PRICED IN." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"I cook as I trade: with conviction, without shortcuts, and with the full expectation that the result will justify the preparation." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"WARREN BUFFETT HELD COCA COLA STOCK FOR OVER THIRTY FIVE YEARS. I WILL HOLD $KEEF FOR AT LEAST THAT LONG. DIFFERENT ASSET. SAME PATIENCE." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"THE ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM HAS A STARLIGHT HEADLINER WITH OVER ONE THOUSAND HAND-WOVEN FIBRE OPTIC LIGHTS. IT TAKES TWO CRAFTSPEOPLE SIXTEEN HOURS TO INSTALL. DETAIL AT THIS LEVEL COSTS ACCORDINGLY." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"MS DHONI'S LAST BALL SIX TO WIN THE 2011 WORLD CUP FINAL IS THE MOST WATCHED CRICKET MOMENT IN HISTORY. LAST BALL HEROICS. $KEEF ALSO SAVES ITS BEST FOR LAST." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"JPMORGAN CHASE HAS THREE POINT THREE TRILLION DOLLARS IN ASSETS AND STILL CHARGES TWELVE POUNDS A MONTH FOR A CURRENT ACCOUNT. THREE POINT THREE TRILLION. TWELVE POUNDS A MONTH." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"WAGYU BEEF HAS A MARBLING SCORE OF TWELVE WHICH IS THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE. MY $KEEF POSITION ALSO SCORES TWELVE OUT OF TWELVE ON EVERY METRIC THAT MATTERS." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"THE ARMISTICE WAS SIGNED AT 11AM ON THE 11TH DAY OF THE 11TH MONTH. $KEEF ALSO PICKS SIGNIFICANT MOMENTS TO MOVE. WATCH THE CHARTS." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"THE NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM SAVED THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY IN 1985 AFTER THE GREAT CRASH OF 1983. $KEEF WILL ALSO SAVE MEME COINS FROM THE PEPE CRASH. HISTORY REPEATING." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"The landmark has survived empires, floods, conquerors. $KEEF has survived bear markets, fud, and Pepe. Structural resilience has a common signature." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF
"The financial ombudsman handles complaints. I have no complaints. My $KEEF has performed perfectly. No case to file." - Keef ๐ #keefmeme#KEEF $KEEF