I have made three innuendo jokes unintentionally that would be perfect followed by that’s what she said in the past ten minutes but I’m at lunch with my family someone stop me
i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
I need a movie phase like when I was in high school and I would watch only Audrey Hepburn movies for a month or only horror for the summer or only Ghibli for two weeks THERES SO LITTLE TIME IN THE DAY UGH