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Some consider me a “textbook oversharer”

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@DevinMoxley @BrianMFloyd Never seen it

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At least I was trying to pull his pants up, it would be worse if I was trying to pull them down....It can't be sexual harassment if I'm trying to pull his pants higher.

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Personal backstory…I used to collect bugs. If you collect bugs, we need to talk. Soon.

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When I go to medical conferences, all of my friends say, “Why is the company sending you?!”

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I have a life time ban from the dog wash on 36th in Norman

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When Olivia hand washes dishes, I go back after she is done and rewatch everything. She doesn’t wash dishes to my standard

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Oops I crapped my pants while driving home from Ghengis Grill!!!

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The easiest way to get out of being beat up is to take off all your clothes. No one ever wants to fight a naked guy. #selfdefense

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I ate wings, wings are manly!
I can’t say I didn’t say it cause I did say it

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I LOVE AQUARIUMS!!!!!

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I’m a rhino level member at the Oklahoma City Zoo. My mom pays for it every year!

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Whether it’s in person or digitally I don’t know when to shut up

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I won!!!!

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Me” is the last thing you’re using a highly puff?” Honest question

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Major Pokémon battle today against Stephanie.

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Current mood

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Out of anybody, jt has the dumbest pictures on social media

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I’m probably the best marketing person Immy has ever seen

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Talking is one of my strong suits