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Quick question for the Tartan Army...

Why do yall keep putting traffic cones onthe heads of all our statues in Boston. Its a lovely touch, just curious...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

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There’s no loyalty in football anymore…

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Free Tommy Robinson!
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[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Reform UK manifesto in full

Immigration:

- Freeze non-essential Immigration

- Pick up illegal migrants out of boats and take them back to France

- Leave the European Convention on Human Rights

- Zero illegal immigrants to be resettled in the UK

- New Department of Immigration

- Secure Detention for all Illegal Migrants

- All asylum seekers that arrive illegally from safe countries will be processed rapidly, offshore if necessary

- Those entering from a safe country will also be barred from claiming asylum or citizenship

- No legal aid for non-citizens

- Immediate Deportation for Foreign Criminals

- Deport foreign nationals immediately after their prison sentence ends

- Withdraw citizenship from immigrants who commit crime with the exception of some misdemeanour offences

- Ban Student Dependents

- Introduce new visa rules for international students

- Only international students with essential skills can remain in the UK

- Close down fake courses and immigration schemes that abuse the rules

- Stop Health Tourism and Immediate Access to Benefits

- Impose a requirement of 5 years residency and employment to claim any benefits in the UK

- The National Insurance rate will be raised to 20% for foreign workers

- British citizens National Insurance rate would stay at 13.8%

Government spending:

- Bank of England Must Stop Paying Interest to Commercial Banks on QE Reserves

- Every department must slash wasteful spending and cut bureaucracy

- Cut Unnecessary Regulations

- Cut Foreign Aid by 50%

- Collect £ Billions in Unpaid Tax

Economy for people:

- Lift the Income Tax Start Point to £20,000 Per Year

- Lower fuel duty by 20p per litre for both residential and business users

- Scrap VAT on energy bills

- Scrap environmental levies

- Cut Residential Stamp Duty

- Cut Stamp Duty to 0% below £750k, 2% from £750k

- £1.5m and 4% over £1.5m

- Abolish the VAT Tourist Tax

- Abolish Inheritance Tax for all Estates Under £2m

Economy for businesses:

- Free Over 1.2 Million Small and Medium Sized Businesses from Corporation Tax

- Lift the minimum profit threshold to £100k

- Reduce the main Corporation Tax Rate from 25% to 20%, then to 15% from Year 3

- Abolish IR35 Rules to Support Sole Traders

- Lift the VAT Threshold to £150,000

- Free up small entrepreneurs from red tape

- Abolish Business Rates for high street based SMEs

- An Online Delivery Tax at 4% for large, multinational enterprises

- Cut entrepreneurs’ tax to 5%

- Reform the Planning System

- Fast-track new housing on brownfield sites and infrastructure projects

- Slash Red Tape to Boost Industry and Exports

- Scrap thousands of laws that hold back British business and damage productivity

- Reform the Tax System

NHS:

- End Doctor and Nurse Shortages

- All frontline NHS and social care staff to pay zero basic rate tax for 3 years

- End training caps for all UK medical students

- Write off student fees pro rata per year over 10 years of NHS service for all doctors, nurses and medical staff

- Use Independent Healthcare Capacity

- Tax Relief of 20% on all Private Healthcare and Insurance

- A New NHS Voucher Scheme

- NHS Patients will receive a voucher for private treatment if they can’t see a GP within 3 days, a consultant in 3 weeks or get an operation in 9 weeks

- Services will always be free at the point of use

- Improve Efficiency by cutting waste and unnecessary managers

- Operating theatres must be open on weekends

- Rotas must be planned further in advance

- Nail down better prices using economies of scale

- Review all NHS Private Finance Contracts for
significant savings potential

- Charge those who fail to attend medical appointments without notice

- Abolish the NHS Race and Health Observatory

- Offer tax incentives for new pharmacies and those who employ more staff

- Excess Deaths and Vaccine Harms Public Inquiry

Net Zero:

- Scrap Net Zero and Related Subsidies

- Scrap Annual £10 Billion of Renewable Energy Subsidies

- Start fast-track licences of North Sea gas and oil

- Grant shale gas licences on test sites for 2 years

- Enable major production when safety is proven, with local compensation schemes

- Cleaner Energy from New Technology

- Increase and incentivise ethical UK lithium mining for electric batteries, combined cycle gas turbines, clean synthetic fuel, tidal power and explore clean coal mining

Policing:

- Recruitment to increase UK per capita police numbers to 300 per 100k population

- 40,000 new front-line officers, over a 5-year parliament

- Commence Zero Tolerance Policing clampdown on all crime and antisocial behaviour

- Increase Stop and Search substantially

- Prison for violent crimes and possessing a knife

- Drug dealing and trafficking will get mandatory life imprisonment

- A new offence of Substantial Possession of Drugs will meet heavy fines

- New Police Leadership and Recruitment Regime

- Strong preference for ex-military officers and personnel

- Ensure a high standards of fitness and presentation for front line officers

- Sack Chief Constables that allow two-tier policing

- Use better technology and stop wasting time on paperwork

- Allow PCSOs to become police officers before the role is phased out

- Scrap all Diversity, Equality and Inclusion roles and regulations

- Overhaul the Independent Office of Police Conduct so that the police complaints system becomes more accountable and works for the law abiding public

- De-Politicise the College of Policing

- Prioritise crime prevention, discipline, public service and high standards of strength and fitness among trainees

- Replace degree-standard entry with an entrance exam

- Require officers to complete a 2-year probationary period

- Stricter entry requirements

Justice:

- Urgent Sentencing Review with Automatic Life Imprisonment for Violent Repeat Offenders

- Increase the Criminal Justice Budget from £10 billion to £12 billion

- Reopen local magistrates’ courts to clear the case backlog

- Change the Definition of Hate Crime

- Start Building of 10,000 New Detention Places

- Start expansion in capacity of state built and managed prisons

- Commission disused military bases if needed

- Reform the Child Maintenance Service

- Launch a special division of the Family Court for maintenance and default

- Stop Child Grooming Gangs

- Deport offenders holding dual citizenship

- Make child grooming an aggravating offence

- Improve safeguarding of victims and vulnerable

- No bail for grooming gang offenders

- Tackle Youth Crime

- Reopen High Intensity Training Camps for young offenders to teach basic education, teamwork and values

Education:

- A Patriotic Curriculum in Primary and Secondary Schools

- Ban Transgender Ideology in Primary and Secondary Schools

- Tax relief of 20% on all Independent Education

- Scrap Interest on Student Loans

- Cut Funding to Universities that Undermine Free Speech

- Permanent Exclusions for Violent and Disruptive Students

- Universities Must Provide 2-Year Undergraduate Courses

Benefits and welfare:

- Lift the Income Tax start point to £20,000 per year

- Motivate up to 2 million People Back to Work

- Enforce a 2-Strike Rule for Job Offers - job seekers must find employment within 4 months or accept a job after 2 offers, or lose their benefits

- Face to Face, Not Remote Assessments for Benefits

Brexit:

- Legislate to Scrap EU Regulations with Immediate Effect

- Abandon the Windsor Framework

- Independence for Britain’s Armed Forces

- Prepare for Renegotiations on the EU Trade and Cooperation Agreement

Defence:

- Increase Defence Spending to 2.5% of National GDP by year 3, then 3% within 6 years

- Introduce Urgent Pay Review

- Introduce new Armed Forces Justice Bill

- New, Dedicated Ministerial Department for Veterans

- Recruit 30,000 for the army

- Regenerate Britain’s Defence Manufacturing and Technology

- Reform Defence Procurement

- Free Education for Military Personnel

Housing:

- Review the Planning System

- Reform Social Housing - prioritise locals. Foreign nationals go to the back of the queue

- Scrap section 24 for Landlords

- Abolish the Renters’ (Reform) Bill

- Protection for Leaseholders

- Incentivise Use of New Construction Technology

Children and families:

- Support Marriage Through the Tax System

- When feasible, introduce a 25% transferable marriage tax allowance, exempting the first £25,000 of income for each spouse to encourage work and help those on benefits reenter the workforce

- Choice for Stay-at-Home Parents: Front-load Child Benefit for children aged 1-4 to give parents the option to stay home more

- Mandate Single Sex Spaces

- Promote Child Friendly App Restricted Smartphones by launching inquiry into social media

- Review the Online Safety Bill

Transport and infrastructure:

- Scrap HS2 and save £25 billion

- Stop the War on Drivers and legislate to ban ULEZ Clean Air Zones and Low Traffic Neighbourhoods

- Accelerate transport infrastructure on coastal regions, Wales, the North, and the Midlands

- Introduce a new model for national infrastructure: 50% public ownership, 50% UK pension funds; cap standing charges to help low users and pensioners

- Create a single government infrastructure funding stream by merging the National Infrastructure Commission and the Infrastructure Bank, scrapping Net Zero objectives, and simplifying the funding process

Farming:

- Increase the Farming Budget to £3 Billion

- Scrap Climate-Related Farming Subsidies

- Protect Country Sports

- Stop Supermarket Price Fixing

- Buy British: Aim for 70% food security by sourcing 75% of taxpayer-funded food from the UK, ensure clear labeling for consumers, and support smaller food processors and abattoirs with tax breaks and incentives

- Farming not Form Filling by cutting red tape

Pensions and Social Care:

- Commence Royal Commission of Inquiry into Social Care System

- Simplify social care through a single funding stream

- Stop the Offshore Taxpayer Rip Off

- End some larger care home providers are avoiding tax on hundreds of millions of profits

- Review Pension Provision

- End the Mineworkers Pension Scandal

Constitutional Reform:

- Leave the European Convention on Human Rights

- Commence reform of the Human Rights Act

- Commence Reform of the House of Lords & Civil Service

- Replace the House of Lords with a much smaller, more democratic second chamber

- Immediate end of political appointees

- Replace Civil Service leaders with successful professionals from the private sector

- Commence Reform of the Postal Voting System

- Stop postal voting except for the elderly, disabled or those who can’t leave their homes

- Proportional Representation Voting for the House of Commons

- A British Bill of Rights

Fisheries:

- Reform will ensure foreign fishermen possess a license to access the UK’s 200 nautical mile waters

- Expand the Royal Navy’s overseas patrol squadron

- Ban foreign supertrawlers in British waters and end the practice of electric pulse fishing within Britain’s 200 mile EEZ

- Rebuild the UK's fish processing

- Increase the UK's fishing fleet through tax incentives and vocational training

- Work with the North East Atlantic Fisheries Commission to implement a new management system that would guarantee sustainable stocks

Reclaiming Britain:

- Reaffirm British Sovereignty - reject World Economic Forum influence, oppose the WHO Pandemic Treaty and consider leaving the WHO without reforms, oppose Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC), and a cashless society

- Replace 2010 equalities act and scrap Diversity, Equality and Inclusion (DE&I) rules that have lowered standards and reduced economic productivity

- Propose a Comprehensive Free Speech Bill to legislate against left-wing bias, politically correct ideology, de-banking, cancel culture, left-wing hate mobs, and political bias in public institutions

- Stop the use of Sharia law in the UK

- Commence Reform of the BBC by addressing its institutional bias and inefficiencies

- Scrap the TV licence, considering it taxation without representation, and support freedom of choice in a world of on-demand TV

- Make St George’s and St David’s Day a Public Holiday

- Launch an Anti-Corruption Unit for Westminster to ensure that public officials face sanctions if they break the rules, including prison, with legal powers to investigate past and future scandals

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Almost

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

Call of duty Black Opps 6

Second trailer is out now

Coming 25th October 2024

Available only on PS5 & X BOX Series X

[BorderAm @BorderAm]

Congratulations to Duns Amateurs. Waddell Cup winners 2024.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season and i've opened the box to find there's no leeds.