keeks

find your peace

[keeks @keeksvdr]

venmo me any amount and i'll write you a haiku

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

[keeks @keeksvdr]

Each season Jesse morphs a liiiittle bit more into Chris harrison

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i be like “i cant wait for fall fits” then fall comes & i dress like this

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is “classy” and “seventeen dollars,” but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

those nature valley granola bars need to come with an ashtray

[CHMST @_CHMST]

due to inflation, house music is now called apartment music

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

My biggest aspiration is ultimately just to have a nice day

[keeks @keeksvdr]

@DionsPizza

[keeks @keeksvdr]

bringing my mom to the dirty bourbon tonight everyone watch out

[keeks @keeksvdr]

@DionsPizza

[keeks @keeksvdr]

the commitment it takes to get through the whataburger drive thru in the late evening hours is unreal

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[keeks @keeksvdr]

@TheOfficialAk You’re amazing!!!

[Lindsay Patience @Mumsyme]

5yo daughter’s teacher called her “a mathematician” yesterday.

She was so excited to tell us when she got home and said it was the best thing about her day. She spent the evening doing number bonds independently & absolutely loving it.

Never underestimate the power your words.

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[keeks @keeksvdr]

(this is not about an actual person, purely hypothetical)

[keeks @keeksvdr]

if he’s an 8 but he’s from Farmington, what does that make him?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.