Keely Graham

*whispers to garlic bread* 'I love you'
| I laugh at my own jokes |
I talk about the things that matter, and also things that don't.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Just gonna repost this again...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage, not even nice as a child.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@huckleberry_Sim @bbukfocus This is so upsetting. Poor Yinrun. I'd hate to find out a friend even used to thing this way.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@emjayem @bbukfocus As someone who used to be a 21 year old (like many people have been) , age isn't an excuse for this. There is no excuse. It's disgusting.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@simonreavey @AmazonUK It's just your prime subscription. But it's been mistakenly named something else... For whatever reason that's not my job to know about. It will be fine.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@simonreavey @AmazonUK This happened to me too... Seems to be a larger issue. Saying amazon is a steak and seafood restaurant in Inverness. That's what my bank said anyway.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@CarlaStreams

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Of you didn't like Star Treks: strange new worlds musical episode you can get in the bin.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Ah yes, another brilliant show canceled by @netflix but don't worry they will renew all the absolute shitty ones. #1899Netflix

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Urgent question in parliament right now is actually so embarrassing! They are ALL acting like spiteful children. Although this is no news to anybody.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@bisexualowls Bisexuals are you a wizard with a crime number or are you a wizard with a crime number

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@Mythical I was the first grandchild, he wanted to be named "grumpy gramps" I couldn't pronounce "grumpy". It came out as "bumpy" and its just stuck.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@Mythical My family and I call my grandad "bumpy"

[Keely Graham @keely247]

These double letters on wordle are fucking me up...

[Keely Graham @keely247]

How are we supposed to get our boosters, if there are no god damn appointments.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Did I cry during #SpiderManNoWayHome nnnnnoooooo, yes.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Me to myself: I wish I could read with my eyes closed right now...
A few seconds later: oh those are audio books you dumdum.

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Dune was spectacular...

[Keely Graham @keely247]

Listening to a history podcast about northern Britain, actually about northern England...

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@ProfBrianCox Basil...

[Keely Graham @keely247]

@jasonsulli When I have to describe myself I try to think of myself as my best friend would, and how enthusiasticly I would describe them to someone, I still manage to downplay and get shy but it definitely helps.