Keely Agan🐳

What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice- The water's always changing, always flowing.

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@marissableakley The dream. Timtom shits on my white claws and Diet Coke constantly 😭

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

Billy is the only source I’ll be referencing ever when it comes to solving big cold cases. Until he says there is irrefutable proof that the Zodiac Killer has been found, I won’t believe it.

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

A note on this #ZodiacKiller news.
In 2015, I was called upon by a team of producers for the History Channel to pressure test a suspect in the DB Cooper case that a group of investigators had zeroed in on. They paired me with Tom Fuentes, former asst. director of the FBI.
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[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@marissableakley That’s what makes it my dream job…true crime+lo mein out of the box+my inability to stop working at the end of the day?!

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

Does anyone else’s Apple Watch constantly tell them to breathe? Or is that just my crippling social anxiety??

[Mar @marissableakley]

Stop trying to play it off as being protective of your children. Go ahead, tell everyone you’re a transphobic piece of garbage.

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@marissableakley Following

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@marissableakley I mean he spits some truth

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

This is the energy I’ve been craving moving into 2021 🐋🎇🎉🥳

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Scientists have identified a previously unknown population of blue whales with their own signature song: a slow, bellowing ballad that’s distinct from any other whale song ever documented. https://t.co/sq8VWZNgPO

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@JesusTagIn @jesserobertagan They had to keep trying until they had Liam

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@JesusTagIn @jesserobertagan 🎤👊🏻

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@JesusTagIn @jesserobertagan There is no excuse for shitty grammar

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@JesusTagIn How...? What..?!

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@Dom_bledore @marissableakley @jesserobertagan ^the face I make watching him drink the milk

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@marissableakley @jesserobertagan Literally. He has been DOWNING like full cream milk 🤮

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

the eight (8) words every girl wants to hear

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@jesserobertagan @OldNavy I’ve started compiling a list of suspects. It’s very long and very promising

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

@JesusTagIn Freaking face masks. Mascne is a thing 😷

[Keely Agan🐳 @keelyagan1]

I’ve been gaining weight and breaking out consistently since COVID. All signs point to the sheer boatloads of alcohol I’ve been consuming. This is what drives me to drink. 🥃