Keely Leonard

Hook Em forever.

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my biggest flex is that I’m on Church’s Chicken’s close friends list on instagram

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is there a support group for people who struggle putting on their mini uggs and if so can I please be added

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can Jennifer Coolidge please win every award moving forward? that acceptance speech was the highlight of my life #Emmys2022

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crying thinking about what happens to queen elizabeth’s Corgis someone please tell me there’s a back-up plan and that they’re cared for

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on todays episode of my hyper-fixations: Shark Tracker. I’m currently most obsessed with Maple who is terrorizing the east coast like the 1200 lb queen that she is

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why is Cara DeLevingne literally everywhere? I screamed when she popped up in Only Murderers In the Building s2

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why does everyone look so tired this year? #MetGala

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@Loko_7 the worst is when they’re 10 minutes long too and you’re stuck watching it 🫠

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can’t wait to be a content destroyer at Coachella next weekend

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based on my letterboxd entries, I was feeling SOME type of way in March I guess

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respectfully (again)… how does Leave The Door Open keep winning over so many other bangers? 😂 #GRAMMYs

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SZA coming on stage on crutches followed by yet another moment where Doja Cat forgot she’s famous was the highlight of my #GRAMMYs

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this Jon Batiste performance is the definition of cute’n’fun #GRAMMYs

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respectfully, how the HECK did Leave The Door Open beat Drivers License AND Peaches for song of the year? 😂 #GRAMMYs

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LOTR 2 is just the same short kings running around with various weapons but this time, they bring out their tall tree friends (again, I love these movies)

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LOTR is really just a boys club of lil short men running around with various weapons for 3 hours (but don’t get me wrong I really like it)

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I fell into some sort of mental spell today and watched Jurassic Park 1-3. my therapist is gonna have a heyday unpacking this

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man at Austin airport in front of me for security just got his back checked bc he had a ZIPLOC OF COOKED OATMEAL

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@dannynouri ooooomg YES this solved all my problems. thank you x100 !!!

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me: I’ll watch Pam and Tommy for the plot.

the plot:

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I think I got sunburnt drinking margs today and I’m so happy about that statement