Hakeem

Human | Husband

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Something I learnt sometime ago.

E-arguments are mainly about winning- who's right and who's not. They're not about learning. Facts are inconsequential and propaganda are birthed.

Just another shouting match.

Nip it in the bud with @frankdonga_ 's remedy, 'OK'.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

For life ❤️

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Lol.

For a country that calls it soccer... 😃

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

For soccer to become a big game/business in America just like American Football or Basketball, it needs to go through the following changes:

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

I would get anxious each time I spent cash because I didn't know when the next cash would come.

@tobiologun, remember when egbọn brought old notes from the UK to swap with new notes and we descended on those old notes.

🤣🤣🤣

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Up till now, I still get a mild fear of not having cash on me.

A fear that didn't exist before February 2023.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Up till now, I still get a mild fear of not having cash on me.

A fear that didn't exist before February 2023.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

People really suffered during the new note saga. One police officer who's old enough to be my father needed ₦2,500 cash but couldn't get. I asked him to transfer to me and I gave him. The man was about to prostrate for me but I quickly held him and brought him back up.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Do you believe Rowan Atkinson is actually stupid because of the characters he portrays?

[Toluwa @uglytee]

What’s the difference between aki and paw paw and peller please ? Tell me .

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

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[Hakeem @keemskeems]

@letter2mike_ @Wizarab10 Has the meaning of mundane changed?

I must have missed the memo.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Amobode constructing lay-bys in Iyana Oworo drastically reduced traffic on the 3MB.

A simple solution to a seemingly huge problem.

[Mide.O 🩷 @Midatlblog]

Look at Ojuelegba and Iyana Oworo under Governor Ambode over 10 years ago. See how he always ensured that public spaces were well maintained and that attention was paid to detail. Signage was properly placed, public spaces were orderly, and there was little or no indiscriminate street trading in sight.

You do not want to know what some of these places have become today.

Its not just shabisshly picking up waste who is responsible for beautifying the area back?

I am still trying to understand the thought process of those handling environmental management in this administration. There seems to be very little emphasis on maintaining environmental standards, preserving public spaces, or enforcing order.

Are there no KPIs? No performance benchmarks? No regular audits of environmental conditions?

For a city that prides itself as a Centre of Excellence and a major commercial hub, how on earth is this considered acceptable?

@jidesanwoolu @drobafemihamzat @JamesSonayon @STinubu @BadmusEniola @iamdayoamusa @LasgMOE @followlasg @LasepaOfficial @seunosiyemi_ @tokunbo_wahab @LASGWorks @LASPARKLagos

📷: F1-2 : Ojuelegba under Gov. Ambode

F3-4: Iyana Oworo under Gov. Ambode

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

@Mr_Alawoki The fake quotes are just anooying.

And it's unfortunate that many people believe them.

[Patrick Urbini @purbini]

L’arbitre du match avait dit aux deux capitaines : « Que le meilleur gagne » Et Souness avait répondu: « Putain, j’espère que non » #Ecosse

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

@kab_tee Wetin boys wan use money for before na? 😀

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

My primary school daily pocket money was ₦10.

Secondary school was ₦30 which increased to ₦100 in SS3.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There was a time you couldn't finish N200 food.

Rice - N20
Spaghetti or beans - N20
Plantain - N10
Meat - N60

If you wan chop well, add pomo and fish N40.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

@kab_tee Yes na. The money dey sustain us till we reach house.

I still dey save from my ₦30 sef.

[Blacqstard @MadaraDGOAT]

Not to be a dick or anything,
I love the make up
But somebody's gotta stand up for all the Iya Alagbo's that we mocked growing up
Modern babes dey bite their style gan

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

*We're winning matches under Carrick*

Them: Amorim gbjshrbmlfbdjxgs

Idiots gbogbo.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Say na 'nothing wrong with Old Trafford, just renovation that’s all'.

As per the engineer that did the evaluation of Old Trafford.

A section of Man Utd fans are probably the only fans to manage to always squeeze negativity from positive news.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

Say na 'nothing wrong with Old Trafford, just renovation that’s all'.

As per the engineer that did the evaluation of Old Trafford.

A section of Man Utd fans are probably the only fans to manage to always squeeze negativity from positive news.

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

OT that infamously leaks when it rains?

Nothing was wrong with WHT before Spurs spent on a new stadium.

Nothing was wrong with Bernabeu before Madrid spent over a billion dollars (enough to build a new stadium).

Nothing was wrong with Highbury before Arsenal built Emirates.

[Adewale👑 @adewale6567]

We’re moving massively, my club just secured a land, wow.😂😂

INEOS and GLAZERS are more focus on the income the stadium will bring not the football part.

The stadium should be the last thing to consider bcuz there’s nothing wrong with Old Trafford, just renovation that’s all.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We're proud to announce a milestone moment in the plan to transform Old Trafford 👀🏟️

[Hakeem @keemskeems]

@tokscool, see this... 😁😁😁

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Sometimes, it is not even about not going to school. Some parents don't bother checking how much their kid's school fee is. Some parents use money to cover for responsibility.

In Covenant that year, some people attended secondary schools which were very expensive. After paying N3m per annum for secondary school, some parents assume Uni would be more expensive, so they just send like N10m to the kid's account to cover for fees and pocket money. Meanwhile, school fees was about N500k.