keem stur

Amateur shit talker. Professional backpedaler.

[keem stur @keemztr]

If ain’t nobody coming to save you, then nobody coming to stop you.

[keem stur @keemztr]

Imagine the look on their faces when they realized kid rock isn’t a child

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Rip Michael Watts

[keem stur @keemztr]

“When you gonna have kids?” Bruh, my weed is easily accessible by children. The top of the drawer is knee high.

[keem stur @keemztr]

From a fist full of dubs held together with your main chicks hair ties, to checking your YTD 401k yield is still nice, but just hits but different…

[keem stur @keemztr]

Sometimes you gotta take a break from your mental health and focus on your substance abuse 😆😆😆

[keem stur @keemztr]

Everything’s funny when you can fight

[keem stur @keemztr]

All the world ill’s
Sitting on chrome 24” wheels
Like that

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You wouldn’t have to move in silence if you were surrounded by people who wanna see you win bruh

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Crumbl cookies should be illegal

I said what I said

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They D.A.R.E. us to do drugs then get mad when we do

[keem stur @keemztr]

What a privilege it is to be exhausted by something God gave you as a blessing

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Don’t be swag surfing next to my French Toast bruh

[keem stur @keemztr]

Yall mf out here doing everything but learning a useful skill

[keem stur @keemztr]

Too cheap for a foreign
Too gangster for a Tesla

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Calling dibs on “He Has Rizz’n”as a mixtape title

[keem stur @keemztr]

He said… FRESH PRINCE JACKET!!!

[keem stur @keemztr]

You think Drake plays peek-a-boo with his kids?

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Fuck that, 4th of July canceled for me

[keem stur @keemztr]

We went from throwing eggs and toilet paper at houses to, eggs and toilet paper are so expensive we can’t afford a house.