Keene on MLB

Expert analysis on the St. Louis Cardinals. RT = humiliation. During games there will be a deluge of tweets. You've been warned.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

Guys, I've been tweeting injured for 3 weeks. Hope this explains my lackluster performance.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

This is pretty cool. I was just reading a completely non-sports related story from a local TV station in AZ. When the video popped up, I was greeted by none other than @PatParrisTV anchoring. Awesome. Miss ya buddy.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@C70 @birdsontheblack @StlCardsCards That's a boat load of optimism there.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@C70 @birdsontheblack @StlCardsCards You have heard of @StlCardsCards, right?

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@THEchrisHOKE LOL true

[Ms Impeccable Timing @AshleyMClark92]

Bud Norris is so bad he is starting to make me miss Broxton.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

Anytime our hitters struggle against a pitcher, our management assumes the pitcher walks on water. The results of that thinking are so hilarious.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

I don't care what you say. Norris is really exciting to have on our team, in case we ever face any former Cards batters. https://t.co/JG1CMkTWsA

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

Did CMart have to appear for that strip club case? #trolltweets

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

You're on record. Blow up his mentions in October, folks. https://t.co/UqFEUSUe3N

[Nick @NickNick39]

@KeeneMLB We're gonna have that this year. Both if I have my way.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

I miss playoff baseball. Hell, I miss contending baseball. https://t.co/72d9lRjIff

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

Just 3 short years after my last good joke. https://t.co/aqdequnjIz

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

I have questions. https://t.co/AZJAQz0J3k

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@hokie522 Thank you!

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@CarpingAbout Fair enough.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@KyRedsGal @Gerb3X Your crush is showing.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@Gerb3X @KyRedsGal There can be no doubt on this subject.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

Yes. It's my birthday. That officially means I'll die before the Blues win a cup.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@KyRedsGal .

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@stlCupofJoe Thanks. I think my burial is next week. Hang tight for the announcement.

[Keene on MLB @KeeneMLB]

@KyRedsGal Eh. It happens. I'm old like you now. I should expect more of these days.