Chloe

Not all bad, but I'm a faithful sinner. I might get lost, but I'll be home for dinner.

[Chloe @keepc6]

@gmontgomerymd Right before he hit that I was thinking "if I was his mom, I would be almost throwing up" Then he does that!! How incredible!! Full body goosebumps.

[Chloe @keepc6]

Baseball is so romantic.

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY WALKS IT OFF IN HIS MLB DEBUT 🤯

[Chloe @keepc6]

Astronauts: they're just like us.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

#NEWS 🚨: Artemis II crew experienced issues with Outlook this morning and had to ask ground crew for assistance

"We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

[Chloe @keepc6]

I love the Winter Olympics. I've never heard of 90% of these athletes and within two minutes of knowing they exist, I would jump in front of a bus for them.

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

[Chloe @keepc6]

Still thinking about how during the Bears broadcast last night Al Michaels said he has called 30+ games at Soldier Field and never felt it shake?... I've been to exactly one @taylorswift13 Eras Tour and thought the place was going down.

[Chloe @keepc6]

Well, it finally happened...
The question every parent dreads...

"Mom, why don't we have an elf?"

[Chloe @keepc6]

Got home from a neighborhood social event and immediately tried to jot down names and facts in my notes.

"X and X. Likes Dave Matthews. Kids play basketball."

[Chloe @keepc6]

@misslyss2292 I drafted Nick Folk last year to ensure my team name could be Folk it if I can't have him. 🫶

[Chloe @keepc6]

Drafted a fantasy football team for my husband tonight and got to shout "WE GOT XAVIER WORTHY" 😎

[Chloe @keepc6]

@misslyss2292 We've always been kindred spirits.

[Chloe @keepc6]

Today is my 9 year wedding anniversary, so I sent this spicy text to my husband:

I'm working on my CE. I missed one question and got an 88%! But the question was actually wrong! I submitted an inquiry, they fixed the question, and adjusted my quiz score to 100%.

[Chloe @keepc6]

And this is why you don't time markets.

[Chloe @keepc6]

@apisch I thought I'd eventually blow my kids' minds by telling them I used to have to get off the internet so my parents could make a phone call, but I think now it's going to be that I could afford to go to 10+ concerts a year as a broke college kid. It's insane now!

[Chloe @keepc6]

I am not a "you better behave because Santa is watching" parent, but tonight I casually said *I* was going to clean up the house so we are ready for Santa. My children have never moved so quickly in. their. lives.

[Chloe @keepc6]

@apisch

[Chloe @keepc6]

Rewatched Home Alone & can't get over the scene where the mom is staying at the airport to try & get a earlier flight back to Kevin & the dad is going to his brother's house. They are joyfully hugging goodbye. Over my dead body would my husband be leaving me at that airport.

[Chloe @keepc6]

Was once again assigned the veggie tray for Thanksgiving. Blessed.

[Chloe @keepc6]

@missmulrooney People without kids do not realize how much kids talk about poop.

[Chloe @keepc6]

@apisch Just waiting for the right moment apparently.

[Chloe @keepc6]

Since it's a slow news night, I decided to post all the tweets in my drafts.