I think the Pablo Sanchez thing is fun and I love that the Mets always have gimmicks
But it will never be Grimace, and we gotta stop comparing em. That cannot be replicated in my mind. We should let the Grimace Mets remain perfect and special
Oh yeah —
Men who play with action figures 30+
Men who wear big poofy shirts
Men who only eat cereal
Men who go on two dates with women and then figure out why they don’t like them
Men who don’t like when peas touch the mashed potatoes
Men who fumbled the baddest woman ever