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Patiently waiting to be abducted. 👽🛸✌🏻

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Big Hero 6 should be more popular than Frozen so little kids can sing Fall Out Boy instead of Do You Wanna Build a Snow Man.

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Masturbating is such an awkward word to just casually throw around lol. And I've heard it casually used 3 times today so far.

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Everybody stop what they’re doing and follow my roommate’s cute ass cat on instagram. #kitten #cats #floof

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Zoomed in pictures of cosmic brownies make my heart flutter.

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Customers who say they want a million dollars.
Me too, homie.
Me too.

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Eating sushi with a fork just feels so wrong to me. #ChopsticksRule

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People: You’re so white. Why don’t you tan?
Me: For one, I work a lot and two I like my skin the way it is.

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Think I am finally going to delete this app. So. If anybody gives a shit, my instagram is keep.cxmposure and my tumblr is poppunkdefendsyou.

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I wish it was possible to scrape out certain memories.

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Literally me.

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Kids today and their obsession with Five Nights at Freddy’s. What in the fresh hell.

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Well. I still cant follow anybody back. Not sure what to do. Should I uninstall the app and reinstall???

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Just in case you didn’t know, Tool is effin’ rad.

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@Kelsi_Elise I think we all would hahaha

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Take a shot every time you see a tiddy in Game of Thrones.

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It’s a sinking feeling to know that you’re easily forgotten.

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My account is apparently “limited” right now and am unable to follow anybody. Thanks Twitter.

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Depression be like, yo go to bed at 5:30 because you have no reason to live anyways.

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Just told my little brother he looks like the Kazoo kid LOL.

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Giraffes are so obscene looking.

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Accidentally superliking somebody on Tinder because your thumbs are out of control.