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[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Buying a dash cam for the sole purpose of making a compilation video of Detroit police officers running red lights.

[Jacob Titus @jacob__titus]

Detroit was once an interurban empire.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Midwest Passenger Rail Association @MidwesternPRA]

There should be a train every hour between Chicago and Grand Rapids and it should be going this fast:

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

ICE billboard, Palantir billboard. Weed billboard. Joumana.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

What’s your 5 martini plan. Where do you see yourself in 5 martinis.

[sasuke hate account. @krispykuf]

Detroit so funny cause what you mean you selling corned beef quesadillas, I’ll take 4

[Elmo @elmo]

Ramadan Mubarak to all of Elmo's friends! Elmo loves you!🌙 ❤️

[maryam @maryshaab_]

@moong3nder happy chinese valentines new year black history ramadan mubarak day to everyone

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

If you go to the gym, cook your own food, clean your own house, that should be enough. You shouldn’t need to have a job too

[Nate @thenatewolf]

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

arachnophobia?? dawg who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn't affect u

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

[NRG 森 @sen_ebooks]

I have some very good and also Chinese news for you

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor the moon was full

[🦎 @269a0a]

the people yearn for american jihad