Keely

lowkey chihuahua influencer

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

When kids show you their collection of squishies and needohs, that’s a great sign of respect in their culture

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

The way eyeballs work in Naruto is hilarious, they just be plugging them joints in like kitchen appliances

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Looking at the profile of a man who just liked me on hinge

Pic 1: why is he kinda dusty…
Pic 2: wow sooo handsome!
Pic 3: nope still dusty…
Pic 4: wow so cute!

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

They’re doing the Trolley Problem to me Tomorrow

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Adhd brain 🤝 music with high bpm

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Crazy that the dookiedemic appeared just when I was about to get this bawdy right

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Day 1 by Red Velvet has earned a spot on my playlist for its early 2000s shoujo anime girl energy

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Im glad everyones talking about Emeril Lagasse right now because his cooking show went platinum in my household and we loved screaming “BAM”

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

How can you be late in life, when it’s your life

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Trying that coconut water + carrot juice + squeeze of lemon drink for glowing skin and it’s nasty AF but I guess beauty is pain…

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

This is exactly why people were afraid of him on the back of that book

[pork choppa @dsahasarrived]

I have the jester gene bad

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Not only was this lady holding up the line at coffee bean, she was ALSO digging in her ass in public eeeeyuuuuckk

[neens ᰔᩚ @laninasharron]

Somebody make a Zendaya x Law coffee table book of all her looks and I’ll buy

[Keely @keepingitkeely]

Guy walked in and asked me to sign for a delivery while I had gangnam style blasting from my phone

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.