Neel Patel

I'm Awesome

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

"This is the CFO of the year award, this is my jail ID card, I got both of these for the same deals." -Andrew Fastow thanks @Ian_rhoades

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

When @elonmusk became a trillionaire. #spacex #jeffbezos #trillionaire

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@Arbys you should have Christopher Watkins be your spokesperson
#wehavethemeats

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@KingJames do you like raisins?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A few other things you probably don’t know: illegals in America can get bank loans, mortgages, insurance, driver’s licenses, free healthcare (California & New York) and in-state college tuition.

What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits, but doesn’t pay taxes or do jury duty?

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@taylorswift13 check our your color!
#HappyBirthdayTaylorSwift
#Sagittarius
#December13

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@KevinHart4real your tequila @grancoramino is disgusting.
Was not a fan #dobetter

[swapogwapo @swapogwapo]

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[SHIB POSSESSOR @SHIBpossessor]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Super Important to Support Creators!

If you can afford it, please subscribe to as many creators on this platform as you find interesting.

People from every corner of the world post incredible content on 𝕏, but often live in tough circumstances, where even a few hundred dollars a month changes their life.

While we had previously said that 𝕏 would keep nothing for the 12 months, then 10%, we are amending that policy to 𝕏 keeps nothing forever, until payout exceeds $100k, then 10%. First 12 months is still free for all.

Apple does take 30%, but I will speak with @tim_cook and see if that can be adjusted to be just 30% of what 𝕏 keeps in order to maximize what creators receive.

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@jk_rowling The Running Grave... Is this about your career? #HarryPotter #Hogwarts #JKRowling #WizardingWorld

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@davejorgenson 35 secs

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@elonmusk buying @Twitter

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@Tickemaster is worse than the #IRS

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

@JeffBezos
Do you buy items from @cvspharmacy? Money is on the line.

[Neel Patel @keepingitneel]

People need to remember the pics in campain ads are like instagram. Showing an ideal reality that may or my not be real. #Trump #Biden #vote