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The King & Kitty Show 🎙️ 9 Years in the Game. 99.9% .01% AI Humbling! 😂 He controls the studio, she controls the house 🧺🍳 New comics & episodes weekly! ⤵️

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She said "Good morning babe" He said "NOT BEFORE COFFEE"

Welcome to THE KING AND KITTY SHOW:

Boo'd Up Bullsh*t Saga - Part 1: Morning Routine
King don't talk before coffee, but after?
Won't stop talking
Who's the grumpy one in YOUR house before coffee? 👇🏾 #boodupbullshit

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King: "If the vaccine turned people into zombies in 5 years, what's our plan?"

Me: Babe, that's not how science works.

King: I already picked our safehouse. The wing spot. Bulletproof glass.

Me: Man 💀

A) Wing Shop Safehouse
B) Real Plan

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Rappers who look like a detention desk

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PINNED 📌 FAMILY POLL: Who is grumpy before coffee? ☕️
Our FB fam voted: King 42% vs Kitty 58% - Y'ALL really think Kitty grumpier?! 😂
🅰️ Type KING if you NOT a morning person
🅱️ Type KITTY if you up early with the coffee

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She said "Good morning babe" He said "NOT BEFORE COFFEE"

Welcome to THE KING AND KITTY SHOW:

Boo'd Up Bullsh*t Saga - Part 1: Morning Routine
King don't talk before coffee, but after?
Won't stop talking
Who's the grumpy one in YOUR house before coffee? 👇🏾 #boodupbullshit

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You destroyed the structural integrity of the entire ecosystem!” — King taking a stolen bite of cake WAY too seriously 😂💀

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There’s no lie bigger than “I don’t want anything, I’ll just have a bite.” 😭🍰
Kitty executed a whole surgical strike on King’s molten lava cake before he even touched his fork! Structural integrity: DESTROYED. 😂
Tag your partner who steals off your plate every time! 👇

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1 - Engagement King (highest comments):
Which panel hit you hardest? 👇🏾
1 - Keepin it Real
2 - Lightbulb Moment
3 - The View (fake masks)
4 - Real Ones Only
I'll go first: 3 hit me deep. Your turn.

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I see why 2Pac was beefing with everybody. The whole world fake as hell!! 😤💯
Reading the authorized biography and it hit me — real ones been real.
Panel 1-4 story 👆🏾 Swipe if you ever felt this.
Keepin it 99.9 🎯 REAL ONES ONLY
#2Pac #ThugLife #KeepinIt999 #RealOnesOnly

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Side note: Saying 'it's just basketball' during NBA offseason free agency should actually be illegal. Kitty was cold for that one! 😭💔 What's the most dramatic reaction you've had to a trade?"

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When breaking sports news hits right in the middle of unboxing Amazon orders... 😮‍💨🏀
King is in the kitchen having a full crisis while Kitty stays 100% UNBOTHERED. Classic.
Are you Team King 🏀 or Team Kitty ☕? 👇
#TheKingAndKittyShow #PopArt #LeBron #CoupleComedy

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If you could recall ONE bill forever — rent, light, or car note — which one you picking? 👇 I'm picking all 3.

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Garlic powder: RECALLED
Lettuce: RECALLED
Bills: NEVER 😒
King & GMA Kitty at the store like “when tf are bills gon have a recall?!” 💸😭
#RecallTheseBills

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Be real: Are you throwing it out instantly like King, or doing a taste-test like Kitty? Drop your take below 👇

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King brought out a whole clipboard and magnifying glass for a $2.99 bottle of garlic powder like it’s a forensic crime scene 🧄🔍

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Who the bigger snitch? 🐾👇

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AirTag Don't Lie 📍🍗😂

Find My said WING STOP
She said "PEACE"

GOLIATH: "We tracked the ranch boss. Lemon pepper." 🐕‍🦺
MAXX: "Snitch level 99.9%" 🐾

Ep 2 — The King and Kitty Show Keepin it 99.9% #TheKingAndKittyShow #therapy #CoupleComedy