Ry

it’s a good thing I’m not in charge of much…

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Girls from high school will tape a damn loofah to their baby’s head and call it a bow…

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Get this kid out I miss seeing my knees.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

This. Human. Is. Perfect.

[maddie @laddie_masater]

25 minutes. 💖🥰🤪Here’s the fit:

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Just realized my mom is gonna see my ass tat while I’m in labor… trauma.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

“Miracle of life” my ass. Pregnancy is whack.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Y’all got $2/hour work ethic with a $20/hour expectation 😂

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

There’s a difference between ‘main character energy’ & being a self absorbed c*nt.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

It’s giving avocado camp counselor.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

@OliviaOtto17 Literally always me

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Need to have “dumpster fire” tattooed on me soon.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

@maddienicole_l Thanks for this…

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Front porches forever

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Mirror selfies & a bad attitude sums me up these days

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

@OliviaOtto17 Book 2 tickets bitch 🙋‍♀️

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

I found my Apple Music account from 2012 and I’m unsettled

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Natasha Bedingfield’s no. 1 hit “pocket full of sunshine” literally plays in my brain on a loop 24/7

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Idk who this girl is tbh…

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

Blood moon during Mercury retrograde… my air sign ass is not coping well.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

So apparently Darin woke me up from a nightmare last night, and when asked if I was ok my response was a sarcastic “yeah, duh. what’s wrong with you? Get off me.”

I’m a menace.

[Ry @keepinitfunkay]

No matter how old I get, I will always be at LEAST 20 years behind that mentally

…Rn I’m in kindergarten, leave me alone & give me a juice box.