Chrissy

IG: keepitchrissy
housewives & random correct hot takes

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

oh you fancy huh?

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

Rob would’ve had to gtf out my face with all that 😭😂

[zoie🫧 @zoieqrts]

LMAOOOOOOOOO this nigga was overly dramatic like omg😭😭😭😭😭

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

him implying that the black girl who helped change the entire cosmetic game is a knock off of the white girl who’s brand came years after the fact…okay

[Lolo 𐚁 @Laurencristen]

Because the term is reserved for people they are jealous of

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

I hate that she talks like she’s the HBIC of Potomac when she’s not even a top 5 of that franchise

[KC @keepupwithkc_]

I am a lover girl so I could never give up on love lol.

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

Again, Abdul El-Sayed has a top-tier PR team. #SenateIsland 🤏🏽

[sage @staysage]

this specific brand of black psychosis has gotten so bad lately

[. @colormoneyredd]

mrs Godly yet

- mute when asked to speak up against genocide
- is a sex worker
- has premarital sex
- sleeps with married men
- smokes and drinks

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

Only thing I’m confused about is why it would be the womans issue you didn’t include your interests in a shared activity

[Matt in Jersey @bynermack2k]

Everyone should listen to this - this is why they teied so hard to prevent him from getting elected.

[jordann @JORDANJSTL]

lying about drinking on camera is one thing but to lie on camera about drinking and you filmed the scene with Ashley of all people is where she fucked up 😭

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Ashley Darby judging Tia for sticking by her husband

Didn’t we watch Ashley stick by Michael *butt-grabbing* Darby when he was going through those gay allegations???? #RHOP

[Kae Dee 🧚🏽‍♂️ @Overdose_OnKase]

lol we know as much about Stacey as we do about Gizelle who has been here since the beginning

She lacks so much substance they couldn’t even scrape a reunion package together for her #RHOP

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

Ashley will really eat up any type of tea why would Stacey being Jehovah’s Witness as a child be tea???No story line having loser. #RHOP

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

#goodboy #loveit

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

@CORITHESAG You think you better than me ?😓🫩

[Marvin @mcrvin]

They really fired Dr Mimi, the only woman who actually called tacky Toya out… #Married2Med

[💋 @MissKoriM]

Howling 😭 trad wife for pay, gay for pay, African for pay…fuck it just PAY!

[Anna Renn Black @Pinkpillempire]

Women need protection from you, actually

[miss west indies @aychkbri]

Things to remember about me:
- Loved at home
- Not dumb
- Not ugly

That should answer a lot of questions about my behaviour.