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33 🖤 Mommy 🖤 Artist 🖤 SFX 🖤 Horror Nerd 🖤 East Tennessee 🖤 Catch me in the creek looking for salamanders🦎 🖤 Critter gitter. 🐛 🪲 🐞

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God Becky Lynch is insufferable.

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@LeeRedmond18 @WWE Oh it will happen!

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@WWE HELL YES. 😫 I was all sappy and crying after that Cena VS Rhodes match, and those tears dried up QUICK when Brock Lesnar showed up! 🔥😮‍💨

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I mean, that was cool. But do that during the match baby. 😭 #SummerSlam

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That match was….disappointing. #SummerSlam

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Why does Solo’s music have to go so hard? 😫🔥 #SummerSlam

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Putting the zip tie back on is crazy work. 🤣 #summerslam

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Why can I not stop seeing @Shanemgillis in my head during this debate… 😫😫🤣🤣

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@WrestleFeatures About as interested as I am in getting a med-free root canal by an orangutan.

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@Hyperloll4 @WWE Woulda saw me running down the ramp with the chair next if that was my husband. 🤣

[cult leader 𖤐 @keepitculty]

Okay Rhea, time to bang Rey Mysterio. #SummerSlam

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Sunday I was going to end my life. Today I’m going to inpatient mental health treatment. @JellyRoll615 is blasting through my car speakers on the way.

Catch ya on the flip side. 🖤 It’s gotta go up from here.

[cult leader 𖤐 @keepitculty]

I’ve recently stopped flipping people off while driving and started giving them thumbs up instead and I think it actually makes them more angry. 🤣

[cult leader 𖤐 @keepitculty]

@TheRock My 3 year old son is obsessed with Maui. Naturally I had to tell him that he’s either a Cody Crybaby or he’s going up for adoption. (This is a joke, internet. I did not tell my son he’s going up for adoption.)

(I just gave him a PB&J and kicked him out.)

[cult leader 𖤐 @keepitculty]

If I turn off my high beams so I don’t blind you while you’re driving towards me and you don’t turn yours off too, mine are going back on. Because fuck you, that’s why.

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UNDERTAKER!!!!!!

#WrestleMania

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FINISHED. THE. STORY. ❤️

#CodyRhodes earned that #WrestleMania moment.

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@CodyRhodes CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🤣 YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! #WrestleMania

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YAYAYAYAYAYYYY!!!!!! So proud of my @itsBayleyWWE 🖤🖤🖤