mort.

call me cigar

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

im gonna flunk out of college because im a major retard

[Boys Kissing @mycosat]

Nicotine when you’re addicted: button that does nothing

Nicotine when u stop using it: psychological torture compound infiltrating your unconscious and parasitizing your brain until all desire takes the shape of a burnt geek bar

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

left a little halloween surprise in the toilet 😉

[scrobbles @scrobbles]

the way this is how life feels it’s actually so tiring omfg

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

@Shithead420X brutal.

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

fat ginger retard with her beautiful polyamorous gfs

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

🐝🐞 @catboylover555

[apple @idk4945]

Coworker I fucking hate is divinely protected for some reason and he has survived all my attempts to sabotage and destroy him

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Multiple people have told me their plans tonight are “dinner” “watching a movie” or “staying in”

[Johnny :) @Jlevin_14]

Canvas doesn’t exist till November 1st

[Sam @denchepea]

Rumor says that Justin Roiland is returning to Rick and Morty. This is said to be the new intro. 🚨

[ana @anafloreslol]

when my friends start saying my joke

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

hallowtweakend coming soon

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

Throwing a house party but you get tied up and robbed fan art

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

playing balatro

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

@meowthington gurgle glurgle

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

my vape running out should i buy a new one or quit im gonna try to quit sigh sigh sigh cycle of my life

[tarte aux framboises @qualiki]

Life

[cheyanneth the trans corpse @Ch3y_Ann3_TWT]

Life lately

[bunnii @bynskiii]

being both

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

@shinyhunteryahi

[mort. @keepitgoingmort]

@meowthington i did this and ate all my lollipops in 1 day