lauren

haha laugh, funny

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

hey y’all haven’t tweeted in awhile but I got a new toothpaste today and it rocks

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

don’t get me started on INSTAGRAM COMMENTS i will comment on someone’s pic i haven’t spoken to in 5 years…….

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

me + wine drunk = going above and beyond in an email to a professor

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

I really cursed myself having a dream about my ex. Like did he mean what he said?

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

@emily_alyn cringing at myself.

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

asked a guy if I could make dinner for him….. THE FUCK sorry sir I take it back I ain’t ur wife

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

i hope he gets sent to the war…. to learn how to fight for something.

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

hoping the cat that sleeps on my front porch is having sweet dreams in the comfy bed i made him💗

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

giving everyone a taste of their own medicine this year😈😈

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

@nayan__malhotra because it’s stupid man

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

i truly want to boycott snapchat.

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

going to start posting my private stories on instagram for everyone to see

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

i’ll always tell my friends their outfits look crazy idc

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

not knowing my little brothers music is so humbling.

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

my toxic trait is thinking i’m gonna be invited to everyone’s wedding?! like common you know you want me there

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

@emily_alyn i’ve been deprived of you for a week so yes

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

alright, i’ll admit it i can’t wait to hug my friends tomorrow.

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

i had a dream i was in Hawaii and john rhys challenged me to tackle him…. after he had seen me viciously take out a speaker?!

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

@emily_alyn ah hell here we go

[lauren @keepitonthelo27]

should i wish him a merry christmas?