Claudio Semeraro

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[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@vanamerongen that’s textbook israel, nothing new.
but why is NL reacting this way? this is next level muslims hating

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@twmve84Patriot @Nassreddin2002 the funny thing is: those are exactly your values.
when hunting for jews was a real sport the dutch were champions. houd je bek, pannenkoek

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@LukeMesmerzing @SMohyeddin israel: country, has passports
judaism: religion, does not have passports

hope it helps

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@pauliusd_ i cannot even imagine putting your feet one after the other for 100miles. king shit my friend 🙌🙌

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@SamuelBeek amsterdam by car went from difficult to proper nightmare in the last couple of years.
i love it

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

It’s 2026. You jump the turnstile in a NYC subway station. Fare evaded - nice!

The Israeli-trained NYPD hits the ‘Explode AirPod’ button linked to your cell phone, killing you instantly, and the old woman next to you.

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@vanamerongen @pietvanzoen !

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@stewartsc plus. i love when i’m listening to gangsta rap and all of a sudden DANCE MODE from Bluey starts.
remembering me to smile

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

lol, this is the kind of Ad you get on elon’s truth social

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

this app is now mostly americans telling us how poor we are.

we’ll get back to you September 1st chat, on holidays this month

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

It’s pretty embarrassing that the only thing keeping Europe relevant is the fact that their markets are so undeveloped that they don’t put poison in their food.

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

this is - for fucking real - my ultimate goal in life.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

they both have the same diving form lol

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@vhmth finding out you’re not made of glass is an oddly satisfying feeling

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

my daughter just found out i speak a secret language she does not understand and she’s crazy about it.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING DADDY

[Andrea @ANDREAESCIT]

italy is 33 times smaller than the us and the map is not even fully exhaustive
and it's not ✨ACCENTS✨, we literally can barely / cannot comprehend each other

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@sprog_ch @TejasKumar_ absolutely.
but what is complaining gonna do? how do you tell babies “that’s too much crying pls stop”

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@DGeezy007 @MilanPosts i don’t remember ever missing locatelli??

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

@NicoloRibaudo @ematipico @TejasKumar_ yeah, currently back home in puglia and i have not used cash anywhere. cash is gross

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Israel just keeps killing and killing and killing and killing. We just keep watching and watching and watching.

There is great sickness in all of this.

[Claudio Semeraro @keepitterron]

I love how everything is twice as expensive and the quality of goods and services is shit tier.
also, you can just go fuck yourself if not satisfied.