👑Tek

30's ✨ NSFW ✨️ they/them ✨️ tL/bK ✨️ angst-free zone ✨ no discourse but no shaladin pls, it makes me uncomfy ✨️minors DNI ✨️ AO3 writer keepklancing

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My work in progress master list + progress updates:

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@baebladez @marmorakeithok HELL YEAH KLANCE FOREVER

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watching the stranger things finale meltdown happen in real time and remembering December 14th, 2018 for no particular reason

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Someone explain the Stranger Things coming out episode to me in Voltron terms

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JUST IN: Stranger Things season 5 is now the lowest-rated season on Rotten Tomatoes after a gay scene was added to episode 7.

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@wreckedkeith HI MARS ILU ❤️❤️❤️

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Lance is the kind of guy that will chat a woman up at a bar and when she tells him she's a lesbian, will actually get MORE excited because "oh my god I have a twin sister who's a lesbian, I'm going to call her right now, you'll LOVE her -"

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The man LIVES to be a matchmaker

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why are we hating on women for being "male centered" when we should be hating on men for NOT being female centered? misogyny takes center stage yet again.

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@wreckedkeith I have a new level of respect for that man. It was one of our old-ass IT dudes in the fursuit 😭

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One of my coworkers came to work in a whole entire fursuit for our costume contest

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I just read the phrase "gender isn't real unless it's funny" and I've never related to anything harder

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He absentmindedly listens to the rest of the team puttering around, chatting with the dressing room attendants, and smiles at Lance's muffled antics from across the room. He's insisting that they find something that "highlights his long legs". Keith snorts. +

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The team stops at an alien planet during what happens to be the planet's version of Halloween. Of course, the alien dignitaries insist they join them for the festivities. It's a costume ball, and the team gets to play dress-up!

The aliens guide each member of the team through +

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the extensive walk-in closet full of costumes for them to pick from. The team is amazed. Lance reverently murmurs that it's like an alien Spirit Halloween. There are racks upon racks of clothing. Even Keith is a little excited to see what outfits he could put together. +

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@wreckedkeith nope I just got distracted 😭

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@Emotexastoast @SpaceyPop HELL YES

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Keith from voltron ily happy birthday

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So the consensus seems to be:

birthed, by Tex (transmasc father like transmasc son), and he was born with a full mullet

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So for real. Do we think Keith hatched from an egg, or was he birthed?

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@BeayAlec OMG HI BUDDY

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Alright I fuckin miss all of you fucking fuckers, I'm back on Klance Twitter babes what'd I miss

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@klanceaday I forgot about Keith's birthday completely until I logged on and saw people celebrating