Kyle.

@keepkosherkyle

I don’t know what the fuck is up. @stanfckingmarsh is my SBF and @guineagod is cool. @jimjamvalmer is my dorky BF. [icon art © emilyartstudio-s]

South Park, CO

Joined July 2017

57 Following

185 Followers

3.2K Posts

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 8 years ago

❝Real life is so boring and stupid.❞ › Kyle Broflovski: Your resident, morally grounded Jew of reason. › IC Twitter. › Lit via DMs. › Selective. › Single-verse but will do non-Twitter verse RP. ✎ https://t.co/L4z2WyaP91

keepkosherkyle's tweet photo. ❝Real life is so boring and stupid.❞

› Kyle Broflovski: Your resident, morally grounded Jew of reason.
› IC Twitter.
› Lit via DMs.
› Selective.
› Single-verse but will do non-Twitter verse RP.
✎ https://t.co/L4z2WyaP91 https://t.co/dLMbAO9gfq

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

Spending 10 hours at work on my birthday feels criminal.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

You ever just forget that your birthday is approaching? Same.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

@guineagod “Accidentally,” he says.

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Who to follow

@BigTittyLuvr69

This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief. (21+)

⭐️ milly! ⭐️

i'll do better than my best! 🍀 @BigTittyLuvr69 💚

@GayCoffeeAddict

ah! a bio?! TOO MUCH PRESSURE! fr tho wtf is this app? we're all dying, woo. miners dni, fuck the coal mines

Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

I feel old. Ike was freaking out over some guy that’s famous from TikTok that we saw on the plane. No idea who that guy is.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

@parvaregem It doesn’t but thanks, Damien.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

I miss doing dumb shit. Summertime memories popping up, I guess.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 5 years ago

Watching some anime, and it just happens to be extremely gay.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

almost 6 years ago

@staniel_marsh I didn’t really have anything planned, so it’s not *so* bad, I guess?

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

almost 6 years ago

Ike’s having a Halloween party and guess who learned he has to chaperone?

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

almost 6 years ago

Too early to be alive.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

almost 6 years ago

Where has time been going, and why have I been having existential crises more frequently?

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 6 years ago

keepkosherkyle's tweet photo. https://t.co/JOuehsfkYe

Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 7 years ago

Trying to write a 1000 word essay on philosophical shit when you’re exhausted? BAD idea.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 6 years ago

@guineagod Are you keeping up with me?

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 6 years ago

It still blows my mind that my twitter account is alive.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

over 6 years ago

I guess it’s a good thing Twitter doesn’t delete inactivity accounts.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

almost 7 years ago

I can’t believe my account is still here. Shout out to Twitter, I guess.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 7 years ago

@calienteclyde He’s harmless.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 7 years ago

@_elways Why am I not surprised that this is your favorite YT channel.

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Kyle. @keepkosherkyle

about 7 years ago

Dude. The past week hasn’t even felt real.

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