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where are the pickles

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Major fomo not being at lolla when fucking NELLY FURTADO COMES OUT I AM PUNCHING THE AIR RN!!!

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I WILL BE PROPOSING TO MY GIRLFRIEND THIS TIME TOMORROW AND I AM FREAKING OUT HAHAHAHA

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@Danielle_Wolter This is so spot on

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Last night someone told me my hobby of smoking weee and playing fortnite is not a hobby. And I think that guy is just an asshole? Lol

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

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ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

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May have just slept for 12 hours. I feel great

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“Heh heh” - Pauly from the sopranos laugh

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Trick or treaters in New Jersey

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Am I the only one whose mother made them iron everything that you cringe when seeing pictures of people in their Halloween costumes and they didn’t iron them 😬

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Shell’s Q3 profit in 2021: $4,130,000,000

Shell’s Q3 profit in 2022: $9,454,000,000

It’s not inflation, it’s price gouging.

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

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Growing up is chipping away at the childhood trauma slowly but surely.

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There’s just something incredible about moving away from your hometown, falling in love. Not just w/ someone but yourself & knowing that every day you could be somewhere else but right now you are here. Wishing I could go back to my 16 y.o self and tell her we are awesome now.

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@drizzy_sdrake They are def the devil but so are women lol

[gio. @bbIjafar]

ibs = i be slaying

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Anybody else can’t stop laughing when AJ tries to kill himself in the Sopranos?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)