Martin

Translation, cricket and eustachian tube dysfunction.

[Martin @keeps71]

@WG_RumblePants What’s the chat? Zak who? Will fans now be chanting ‘Gay, Gay, Gay’ whenever Emilio scores runs?

[Martin @keeps71]

@floboflo I say…

[Martin @keeps71]

@David215Gower @DarrenMordecai @simon_odonnell @YouTube Legend…

[Martin @keeps71]

@WG_RumblePants @VinayLamba_ Oh Lyth - I though it was Darren Steven s for a minute 😂😂

[Martin @keeps71]

@epic_gobshite What went wrong?

[Martin @keeps71]

@bushontheradio Led Zeppelin. Easy.

[Martin @keeps71]

@WG_RumblePants Absolutely spot on. Cldnt agree more. Can’t listen to him - but just want England to win. Prove us all wrong, Baz.

[John Roucker @Johnisnotjoker]

Has @Nigel_Farage personally sued Ben Habib yet?

Has @Nigel_Farage reported his "hacked" phone to the proper authorities yet?

Has @Nigel_Farage answered how his girlfriend afforded that house in Clacton yet?

Has @Nigel_Farage settled on a lie for that £5 million yet?

[Martin @keeps71]

@cpeedell I was shocked to discover she’s played 135 T20Is and her strike rate is 109!!!!

[Martin @keeps71]

@Vijay456V60026 Yes.

[Martin @keeps71]

@WisdenCricket @markbutcher72 @Phil_Wisden Seriously? He’s upset he gets grief for his keeping when it’s clear he’s been picked ahead of the best keeper in England because he can ‘smack it about a bit’. Deluded.

[Martin @keeps71]

@englandcricket “Being determined” doth butter no parsnips…!

[Martin @keeps71]

@WisdenCricket @KiaUK Correct.

[Martin @keeps71]

@WG_RumblePants @bbctms @AlisonMitchell Congratulations 🥳 Does this mean she’ll be grazing her sheep at the Oval from now on?

[Martin @keeps71]

@floboflo No, they won’t. They’ll just move on to sthg else.

[Martin @keeps71]

@Matt_building @WG_RumblePants Mönchengladbach had the best pitch in Germany imo. Unfortunately, the Allied Forces rolled up all the pitches and took them with them when they left. And the electronic scoreboard.

[Connor Cain @TheConnorCain]

A night at the darts by Henning Wehn

Brilliant 🤣

[Martin @keeps71]

@englandcricket So why make him retire?

[Martin @keeps71]

@EuropeanCricket Why don’t you put some money into improving European venues?

[Martin @keeps71]

@IainDale @Daves1412 This reply is proof you are an ignorant moron.