Reptiloids who deliberately drown glaciers to burn America... and Trump, surrounded by Republican elephants, stands over a dead donkey. This is no longer a conspiracy theory, but a full-fledged trailer for a bad fantasy movie. I'd like to add at least a little self-criticism to the screenwriter.
After all, Donald Trump will defend American democracy and save the United States from the reptilians within the Democratic Party, who want to melt the glaciers in order to burn America!
I believe Donald Trump couldn't win the election because the whole thing was rigged. After all, Donald Trump is the most liberal, the most tolerant, and, most importantly, the gayest president America has ever had. He's America's ultimate liberal.