Kelsey VLANi

10 shipping labels tall

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@minuum I’m guessing this project was abandoned?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is art. https://t.co/ZPJxHu20TV

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Men, what’s preventing you from looking like this?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please don’t poison yourself because Donald Trump thinks it could be a good idea.

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@Apple please make it so I can add my grandma as an iCloud family member and help her remotely with her iPad when she accidentally turns the sound off

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@sorola @RoosterTeeth Our Dairy Queen is seasonal so we’re at a disadvantage

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@sorola @RoosterTeeth so is Texas DQ better

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

im baby

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

A fake ID but for every day of the year so you can get more free grand slams.

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@DennysDiner @FaceblindFool This was literally my idea. Great minds think alike

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

How do you pronounce it?
Ketchup
Katchup
Kaytcheep
Kelp
Halp
Help
Please
Someone
Save
Me
From
Writing
More
Tweets

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@tier_ney Mine is from a NYC street puddle

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

Everyone likes to think they’re a Jim. But what no one realises is that they are actually a human person and not a fictional character on The Office.

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

@DennysDiner When will you be announcing your breakfast menu? #LateToTheGame

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

Complaint about the Apple credit card:
It does not come with Apple stickers like everything else

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

@wol_lay i can finally stop talking to my therapist about this

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

I���m already having a bad day tomorrow

[Kelsey VLANi @Keeshly]

There is a firefly in my livingroom

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

this didn’t age well.