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“curly headed fuck”

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we’ve come a long way but not really

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put the leather jacket on to take the hound out. dropping a dook on the Robinson’s front yard is his super bowl

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just tried to grab a rabbit. missed him

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life’s better with juice in the fridge

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work’s slow. time to see what that sharpie smells like

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passing on baddies ya gramps would’ve risked the farm for

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fellas: do y’all make it wink on the bidet or nah

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British dating app called Minge

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opp-tickle illusion? it’s a no from me. illusion or not, i cant think of one person i’d like to tickle less

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hey! can I get the Olivia Rodrigo bathwater? Whoops, I meant the Olivia Rodrigo bathwater. gosh, sorry. what I keep trying to say is that i want the Olivia Rodrigo bathwater

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freaky ass religions these days. Some girl just said she was calf lick

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interesting news out of the east that i’d like to take a moment to share with y’all

girls like it when you’re mean to em a little

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guy in the gas station said I was the coolest dude he seen today, so now I have no option, but to have a great day

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i wish i could take every woman ever on a date

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fart had a question mark

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gave dexter a checker’s fry for the first time then he called me the N word.

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at my doctor’s getting an STI test and hitting the cutie drawing my blood with “so if this comes back negative, can we get a drink?”

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

White people when the joint got Apple Fritters

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“scratching” my “travel itch” aka watching Parts Unknown and slamming beers with Tony

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anyone have any high quality fake ID connects? need Scrooj Iver on plastic if y’all could help me out