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[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The word "humongous" was invented in the 1960s. Prior to then, technology was not advanced enough to create anything all that big.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

Hell exists and everyone who dies goes there because the one true religion was a spider cult in eighth century Cameroon that peaked at 400 members and died out a few decades later and it had a bunch of really specific rules about spiders.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

SILK WOULD BE A VERY POOR MATERIAL TO BUILD A ROAD OUT OF I THINK

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

WIZARD is the longest word that's rotationally symmetrical in the alphabet (if you turn this graph upside down, it remains the same)

[kefir_absorber @kefir_absorber]

@mtgbanding Does this create a trigger that you could respond to while tapping the swamp?

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Out of spells but not out of options

[turbomander @turbomander]

Today, I tasked apprentice with what I consider a trivial binding spell. Arcane seals are among the most basic of incantations, and I had the preposterous notion that the novice could handle such an assignment. Pictured below is what befell mine eyes upon my return to the tower.

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

almost engaged with rage bait/discourse but then i remembered that im better than everyone on earth. and then i returned under my waterfall where i shall spend the next 99 years.

[Andrea Mengucci @Mengu09]

Wait I thought…. nevermind….

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

There's an infinite combo here. Need some card draw and an enchantment that does damage to my enemies every time I buy a bible.

[WireWhiz @TheWireWhiz]

Hear me out, vim, but you use this to switch modes:

[Andrea Mengucci @Mengu09]

My tip for collecting Magic cards: Buy High Never Sell

[chocobook 🫐 ~ Go Springlock 🍀🗝️⚙️ @Chocob00k]

This is gonna ruffle a lot of feathers, but *shakes the chicken*

[turbomander @turbomander]

Since the gods don’t care about how the prayer is spelled, only that the words are spoken, a shockingly great deal of worship mistakenly goes directly to the Deer God.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

when you're a ramte and you bite into the cheemse