K Fletch

Got a heart so big, it could crush this town 💛

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

"Make sure you keep the dog off the couch."

Yeah. Okay. @dog_rates

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

@CashApp @TIDAL Atmosphere- spaghetti strapped

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

@Jade_Cargill Girl, you are the worst. You botch constantly, you can’t have a match that goes longer than 4 minutes, you’re not good at talking shit, and you’ve defended the title….. once? Sorry to be a hater during womens history month but like, you give absolutely nothing so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Dear @RandyOrton, I’m bringing my 9 yr old nephew to the card shop to meet you today. He is a massive fan of yours. Literally rkos out of nowhere all the time. Is there any way you could say hi to him or rip a pack with him? We would be SO grateful. Pic for tax 🙏🏻🐍💙

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

I will tell you this for free… if my next partner doesn’t gas me up the way the guys in the weld dept at my work do when I actually dress cute…… I don’t want it.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

@Valvoline I got my oil changed at your St. Charles MO location and your techs didn’t put oil back in my car and now my engine is destroyed. The store manager is a bully, disrespectful, and he closed my claim after being gaslighty and horrible on the phone. Please advise.

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Just accepted a dream role with an incredible company!! Working on my letter of resignation for my current job…. How does this look, @DaxFTR @CashWheelerFTR?

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Me: I’m healing. I’m a healing girly. I’m in my healing era.

Also me: gets upset that the boy I’ve been talking to isn’t love bombing me.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Emotional state: I’m eating ramen for breakfast.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Things that stopped happening to me after I left my narcissistic ex: hair loss, daily migraines, constant UTIs, daily nausea, monthly sinus infections, panic attacks out of “nowhere”, and chronic back pain. Narcissistic abuse and the havoc it wrecks on your body is fucking WILD.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

South city, it’s too early for someone to be drunk driving down the wrong side of the street. PLEASE chill.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

No one is a better hype man than liquor store clerks or your mom’s Facebook friends.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Am I allowed to respond to an email from a VP with “help me help you.” Or is that not very HR professional of me?

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

I am full of rage, fear, disgust, and sadness. And while I’ve become really good at handling big feelings, I don’t know what to do with all of this.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Narcissists are fun because you can not reach out to them, block them on all social media, change jobs so they don’t know where you work, break your lease early so you can move so they won’t know where you live, and they’ll still text you randomly and be like “leave me alone.” 🤯

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

I’m finally getting around to watching AEW wrestle dream and I’m so mad about it that I’m about to start a podcast just so I have ether to yell into about it.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

Sometimes I think of ex boyfriends and reflect on why it didn’t work out and then I see them on linked in promoting MAGA or commenting on anti trans commentary and then I stop wondering.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my friends when i tell them i’m depressed

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

When Taylor releases Reputation- Taylor’s Version, I will become an absolutely feral version of my normally well put together self. I feel like it’s close. This is your warning.

[K Fletch @kefletcher27]

That’s Ms. RECRUITING MANAGER to you 💅🏻

So freaking excited for this new opportunity and this new adventure in my career!