Kristen Schutta

My greatest desire is to be on Cash Cab.

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

@annamarieDC @BethanyCoast This was me in 2020, Anna! I passed out around 9:30 in front of the TV 😂 it was merciful because I was so stressed/tired

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

To celebrate of our first road game with @tiktok_us tonight, we're giving away a 2024-25 team signed jersey

RT for a chance to win‼️

(18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

[Daniel Beasley @DowntownDGB]

FLORIDA EVACUEES 🚨
If you are headed North to escape the Cat 5 coming in and need a safe place to be, I have 5 acres available just off I-75N where we have WiFi, a generator, Laundry, parking , RV space some electrical and water hook-ups. Pets and large animals welcome. We can make it work just hit my DM’s or just reply below for directions. God Bless be safe ! 🇺🇸

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

@annamarieDC I will let you know!!

[Capitals PR @CapitalsPR]

Capitals equipment assistant Dave Marin is working his 1,000th professional hockey game tonight. Marin, a native of Alexandria, Va., is in his 16th season with the Capitals and is working his 13th as an equipment assistant.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

‘School lunch debt’ is a term so absurd that it shouldn’t even exist.

That’s why I’m proud to introduce a bill to CANCEL the nation’s student meal debt and stop humiliating kids and penalizing hunger.

https://t.co/mAaKdKo1Af

[Goodable @Goodable]

This is 2-year-old Pierson.

When he saw his mom walk down the aisle on her wedding day, he couldn't hold back his awe.

You're about to watch the cutest wedding reaction ever.

🥺

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

Hark upon the gale!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Don’t get me wrong, Harvard is a wonderful back-up school for when W&M doesn’t work out for you. I’m sure he’ll do great.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Don’t get me wrong, Harvard is a wonderful back-up school for when W&M doesn’t work out for you. I’m sure he’ll do great.

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

If you're in line when polls close, stay in line! All voters who are in line at closing time WILL be able to vote.

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

Megan @theestallion created a website that compiles a list of diverse mental health resources and is sending it out to her fans and followers. Real hot girl shit.

https://t.co/dUAnYKW0mb

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

@rabiasquared Looks like @ellynmarsh! Did Ellyn get her JD from Down Bitch University?

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Australia, this football team just won the league championship.

Their captain went into the stands to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together.

#Humanity 🌏 🇦🇺

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

@annamarieDC @allinsea This is terrible! Have they tried their insurance websites? Sometimes you can find a provider and sort by those taking new clients

[Kristen Schutta @kefroe]

@annamarieDC Feel better, Anna!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Cinco de Ugh

[attn @attn]

.@Schwarzenegger has a message for the Russian people.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

PLEASE please please take the 9 minutes to watch this, and spread this around far and wide. Beyond powerful.