Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Nearly a Geek ● Nearly a pedant ● Nearly Easy-going ● Nearly prickly ● Nearly normal ● Nearly weird ●

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

I really can't understand why over 38000 people in Mid-Bedfordshire voted for #NadineDories It just beggars belief. why?

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

Don't you just hate when this happens? Wordle 668 X/6

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⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@brooktaverner Thank you!

I made an error on an order, phoned the customer contact team, they answered quickly and really helped me out. Thank you. No chatbots, no endless "press 5 for x" Just fantastic customer service

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@BBC6Music The Proclaimers also did a song about the Mona Lisa: "Looted" on the album "angry cyclist"

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

Not the day for a swim

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce That looks awesome! I'd love that. Facing the other way would be even better

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce No

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@mieque2411 @DJSNCE @Wat_the_deuce Self preservation

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@mieque2411 @DJSNCE @Wat_the_deuce I got the joke immediately, I was going to say "I'd run the fuck away if I found myself in Liverpool"

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce River

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce A
/\
/ B \
C------D
A+B-C = D
B = 14

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce 14
The top number + the centre number - the bottom left = the bottom right

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce I am enjoying the tuna meals here

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@BenWalmsley @artsfundraising @MWCause4 @dremilee @BooksEditorial Awesome, Ben!

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@elenicourea Just like Paddington, Sunak fixed Lavrov with a hard stare.

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@olive_harwood @MattEason @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Because the cyclist did not drive over the motorist? Because it was the motorist who broke the law? Because the motorist committed criminal damage?

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce 4
3x0 = 0
3/3 = 1
means that the equation is:
3-0+1

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@TurnItUp79 Toffee hammer

[Kenneth Macdonald 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kegemac]

@Wat_the_deuce 3 As 1 fills water will flow to 3 before it reaches the evel that it could possibly get to 2 once in 3 the only egress is to the pipe that leads to 5. That pipe is capped so will fill quickly and then 3 will continue filling. 3 will then overflow before the water gets to 2