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[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.

The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.

Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

[kc @keighseche]

Every time someone gets married before their prefrontal cortex develops, an angel loses its wings

[rashomon nesterović @orbrealm]

having your grandkids call you shit like "pap-pap" or "peepaw" is so undignified. if i ever have grandchildren, they will refer to me only as Dr. Grandfather

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

I just drank my first beer and it feels amazing to hit weaker people with my fists

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[kc @keighseche]

So who gets custody of jd vance

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs. I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

[kc @keighseche]

Uber driver is listening to YouTube videos WITH ads 😭😭😭

[sealnus @sonicthehehhog]

Just got asked a question at work how about you go fuck yourself buddy I’m literally scrolling on my phone

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i love my cat but i hope in her next life, she's reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat

[kc @keighseche]

Dad just joined his HOA to take them down from the inside

[kc @keighseche]

What are some good beginner crimes to commit. Because apparently the law doesn’t matter anymore

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

Nintendo can get around the tariffs by using floating claw machines just outside US waters

You can take a boat and pay $450 for unlimited attempts to win a Switch 2 from a claw machine

If you win, it counts as “personal treasure,” exempt from tariffs under maritime salvage laws

[kc @keighseche]

I miss living in a walkable city. Every time I have to drive somewhere I used to walk to my soul dies a little ✊😔

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I saw a video of a father cradling the decapitated head of his son from an airstrike in Gaza and I'm told I'm a terrorist supporter if I criticize the people who decapitated him.