Longfellow

Buccaneer football and shit talking, the occasional funny one liner that’s about hit

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

NAME A #BUCCANEERS QUARTERBACK OTHER THAN TOM BRADY OR BAKER MAYFIELD:

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

“That mfer down there somewhere”

“Horrendous, but it’ll play”

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us what your handicap is, what's something you say at least 10 times per round?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

23 years ago, this opening became a defining moment for every kid who grew up in the ’90s and 2000s.

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

@mich3l1e_M @P2WFantasy bigger cut than what most normal people make at their jobs. Even if you only played 2 years on a minimum contract that can buy your house, put the rest in some decent investments, and use the college degree you were supposed to be getting to get ya know a job. Not rocket science

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Mine was honor roll in 1st grade. After first semester I had hit it, moms said if I do it again and get it all year I get 100$. Got principle honor roll the next 2 9 weeks to round out the year. summer time came i got my 100 took before I even got it cuz I had a attitude 1 day :(

[Zene🧃💚 @Toluzene]

Asked my mum for a bicycle and she said if I came 1st in class and hit the 90% threshold I'd get it

I had always come first with like 70% so I got to work,I practiced, studied and when the results came out I had 93% and finished in the best 3 students in that class in my entire LGA, I remember coming home that day happy that I'd get the bicycle only to be told what happened to 94%.

Something in me d!ed that day.

[🏋🏿‍♂️HOTEP📚 @TheStrongDad]

The problem with elite naturals is that they're at the point where they have to try every method to get extra progress. And then they sell you on those methods with the belief that you (A NON ELITE NATURAL) must do the same or else.

And that's simply NOT TRUE.

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Because I’m working Christmas Eve and if my company even suspected they’d make money on Xmas day I’d be there opening my shop like normal lol

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the 90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

@Drew_via_Tampa @Buccaneers Jameis took 4 off mine just from the anxiety every drop back, didn’t know if it was gonna be a egregious interception or the most beautiful thrown and placed deep ball for a TD

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Parish is a DAWG!!

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

Didn’t get watch today’s game (yet)

But judging by Bucs Twitter

✅ Todd Bowles has no balls
✅ Pass rush was fucking pathetic
✅ Special Teams coach needs to be fired NOW
✅ Baker not baking
✅ Grizzard shit the bed again in crunch time

What I miss?

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Yeah tuck is great for one game , same ting happpned last year. Theres a reason he gets the amount of burn he does, the coaches see stuff everyday, we jus see a few hours on Sundays 🤷🏻‍♂️ leave the coaching to coaches lil bro, even the worst coach is better than a couch cowboy 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ashlie @EMT_Ashlie]

Without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely not

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Sean Tucker once per season

[JoeBucsFan @JoeBucsFan]

Cover-Zero (Receivers)

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

@alluringskull Well your not a baby lololol

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

@user84829272 Damn, can never marry a baddie cuz I didn’t go to a sec school and pay 20 bands a year for friends :( rip

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

That’s was a first down!! Nex play fumble, Bucs recovery!! BALL DONT FUCKING LIE !!!! #gobucs

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Yearly Shaun Tucker 200yard game loading???

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

Why can’t we get emeka the ball? :/ #gobucs

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

I remeber when he came, 6 years 96 mil, zero dollars guranteed. Insane contract for a CB. Even off injury, never really fit that cover 2 style we tried to fit him in.

[Greg Auman @gregauman]

@RONMEXlCO His initial deal with Bucs was an odd series of six one-year contracts. Really don't see that. He won't likely have more than one year guaranteed on his next contract, so it's effectively the same motivation.

[Longfellow @keilan5533]

@NatanaelPlaco @Atom_Person @DynamoSuperX that whole universe was created to keep the rights to spider man. Sony had to release a spider man related movie every so often or the rights reverted back to Disney. Hence why we got so many shitty villian movies without spiderman. Also any character Sony used cannot be in mcu.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS MIKE EVANS IN HIS PRIME…?”

If this is it for Mike; he was one of the greatest wide receivers in #NFL history and one of greatest guys on & off the field.

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