Keir Thomas

I do various things. But you're probably here because I'm the guy who caused the Bitcoin guy to go into hiding. (Note: I have left X because of you-know-who.)

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

This is a weird post but—if the person who created #Bitcoin is reading, pls get in touch. I want to tell your story. My PC World article prompted you to go into hiding in 2010. This gives us a strange shared history. Let's pick it up again. Wouldn't that be a story worth telling?

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@RupertR5714 @MENnewsdesk I drove past when it was on fire. It looked like a small Toyota Yaris-style vehicle. I hope the woman is OK. It was a huge blaze. Never seen anything like it before.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@theLOUNGERS can you DM me please? Unable to do so. Problem with overcharging yesterday.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

I stand in solidarity with @carolecadwalla and have just donated.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

If you've contributed before, please don't feel obliged to do so again. I'm hugely grateful & privileged to have had so much support & don't take any of it for granted.

And it's an insanity that it's necessary. We MUST reform our terrible libel laws.
https://t.co/CeGowtGliZ

[Russell Warfield @russellwarfield]

people often laugh at me when I tell them I have opened wedding DJ sets with the theme tune from Grandstand but I think this video vindicates my position https://t.co/svX8ttNCzh

[William James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇪🇺 @william_e_james]

@keirthomas i downloaded the #Ubuntu Pocket Guide god knows how long ago, and I use it still - not everyday, but every time I need to remember something on the fringes of my knowledge. Thought I'd say thanks.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@william_e_james Thanks for the feedback! It means a lot.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@LeicRailAle170 You know I'm not one to support this government but... turnips are actually a reasonable salad vegetable! Obviously in grated/spiralised form, though. Not big chunks of them.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I joined Twitter when some people I work with were still at school—and not even secondary school.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@LeicRailAle170 As the late great Terry Pratchet wrote, all fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Friday's front page: General election now #TomorrowsPapersToday
https://t.co/3Yf6gclUl3

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

All your bills going up and up and up.

Taxes rising to the highest level in 70 years.

The worst economic crisis for a generation.

Not our words.

The words of those running to be the next Tory leader.

See what else they think of 12 years of Tory failure:

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

Evri: If it's under 1KG we're good.
Royal Mail: If it's under 1KG, width is 14.233cm, height is 28.294444cm... GO GET A F***ING RULER IDIOT
Me: I'm just trying to send an eBay thing.
Evri: Yeah we're good.
Royal Mail: ebawhatnow? Where in Queen Victoria's glorious empire is that?

[AutoEntry @AutoEntry]

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[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

Tired of the loud music in @CostaCoffee when you’re trying to have a quiet coffee? You can download an app that will play the ambient sound of a cafe in your headphones. Perfect solution.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

.@BorisJohnson and @rishisunak broke the law. They have to resign. #Partygate - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/IzD143xJIm via @UKChange

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

Boris Johnson is a great leader. He really could organise a piss-up in a brewery. Especially during lockdown.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@PrincessEthanol @angrypiln Even better if you imagine it sung by Alan Partridge.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

@Cyberwest Hi James! Long time, no talk. Yes, engagement is everything online. It's the only commodity.

[Keir Thomas @keirthomas]

This is Trent Crimm, formerly of the Independent. @TedLasso, how do you respond to calls for ALL the recent Emmy wins to be passed to @nickmohammed based on yesterday's season finale?