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NANA CHI TAANG

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Me caveman, me like big clubs and bigger laughs. Follow me for stone age shenanigans and prehistoric puns.

[V @Redhood194]

Indian Football fans when they find out a player named Ssghwpvkrschw playing in a major football tournament has 0.003% Indian ancestry in him (His grandparents ate Gulab Jamun when they visited India) -

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Oh ffs 😭🤣

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our 2026/27 Premier League season will begin at St James' Park as we take on Newcastle on Sunday August 23 👊

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇪🇸

Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause.

All set to be signed and another big surpise. 🧨

[Raws @Raws_LFC]

“Surely Spain win this match 5-0”

Some random 40 year old keeper from Cape Verde: https://t.co/VsMqvQKvUh

[D A L B 🇨🇴 @zerep_dalb]

Todos: España gana ese mundial sobrado, se los va a bailar a todos

- España contra Cabo Verde

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Holding spain for a draw is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy balls man

[Keiser @keiser_003]

ye kya bhaadi gaadi hai bc

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Kolkata, West Bengal: TMC leader Madan Mitra arrives at the residence of party chairperson Mamata Banerjee.

[Keiser @keiser_003]

the people born between 95 and 05 have had the best childhood, the best time access to social media possible and the social media content seen before it became to mainstream and stuff

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has announced a social media ban for under-16s.

Live updates: https://t.co/Jxi67uC5Qk

[Real Hater 🇦🇷 @22Hater_]

Gravenberch doing de Bruyne gimmick for Netherlands but passes like Ugarte for us

[☆☆ @hekillshot]

the loser will have to pay reparations to indonesia

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

Why is Japan not Jap and Jpn @grok

[Keiser @keiser_003]

New york gonna burn down 😭

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

It's just not the same without him 💔

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Are all Nigerians retared?

[Olajide @_Olajide_1]

“The Netherlands haven't lost a World Cup match in 90 minutes since 2006 😂”

[Akhil @Akhil_SC11]

True Indian will never support Qatar in the name of Tahsin

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Bc I'm fucking tired of these 4 year mei ek baar football baane waale logo se.

[Keiser @keiser_003]

Toh bsdk as a reporter scream it out every day not just in 4 years. We have the space money everything, we lack the infrastructure and passion from our belly filled babus. India can be a decent footballing nation in next 10 years but there are no fucking efforts put by anyone.

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Morning thought: Every time I watch a World Cup football match, I ask myself: will I live to see the day when India is part of the spectacle, not just a spectator? Seventy-nine years after Independence, we are yet to play in a single World Cup in the ultimate global team sport (we almost did once in 1950). A billion dreams. One unanswered sporting question. (Not to forget a football association in this country that is trapped in politics and a fandom that is obsessed with just one sport). 🙏

[Arman Khan @HopelessFanASM]

Worst part is this seasonal Football fans are now crying why India is not qualified for Fifa World Cup

Where were you idiots when we wanted you to support ISL & NT

Let's be real you don't even watch Hockey and Kabaddi despite they are doing good

You only watch Cricket that's the only sports which was heavily marketed

Let's be honest Seasonal Indian Football fans are not even the true sports fan

They are attention seeker glory hunters that's it