keisha🍒

it’s all good baby babyyyy

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

HAHAHA someone that I met on holiday about 2 year ago followed me on insta so I followed him back and less than 24 hours later his girlfriend has followed me and look what she’s put as her bio😂😂😂 cba

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

@AppleSupport I’ve updated my iPhone and now I can’t access my photos from any app. I click on them and they do nothing needs fixing asap🖕🏽

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

I just want someone who knows what they’re talking about to tell me we’re not about to enter nuclear war… asking nicely🥴 #WorldWar3

[j. @justinbxrnard]

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

[Alex VVest @ScareAlex]

Anyone taking care of a kid in a horror movie:

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 🍓 @izymedinaa]

receiving flowers is such an unmatched feeling

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

@ColkCharlotte See u at my 30th x

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

@H0NEYRIVER The secret life of bees. Schindler’s list. 12 years a slave.

[𝓚🤍 @karynvalentinax]

a lady on the train who overheard me talking to my friend about my hopeless love life and she left me this note brb SOBBING😭😭😭

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

how do you make friends as an adult?? why is it so hard??😂

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

if you’re going to be a silly goose go and get in the pond

[Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve]

Dear Ladies,

There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar—ever.

Not to show your weight loss journey.

Not to show your newborn baby.

Not to document your birth story.

-Your Brothers

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The quality of life in the UK is so pathetic. Just work, pay bills, and use whatever little money is left at the weekend trying to forget about how crap life is here. The cycle seems so unfulfilling

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I now think about this every single commute

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Everything bad that they told us would happen under Jeremy Corbyn is happening under Boris Johnson

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When you hear Rishi Sunak propose a £200 *loan* as a solution for households facing energy bills rocketing by £693, remember:

He's the richest MP, who last night in Parliament pushed through a tax cut for bankers worth £1,000,000,000 a year.

Sunak's on their side, not yours.

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

I refuse to believe Nadine Dorries is a real person and not a Catherine Tate sketch cos what the FUCK

[Tee Grizzley @TeeGrizzley]

Stop letting people show you 3 and 4 times what they already showed you once

[keisha🍒 @keisha_is_small]

When cardi b said ‘karma for you is going to be who you end up with’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽