jonah🁻

Brawl Stars and Bird App enthusiast
constantly big steppin, constantly big pissin

[💫SCARY Tribe 13X 🎃🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

“Wemby is a communist” yeah nigga Gorbachev 😂✌️

[Marreese Speights @Mospeights16]

After 18 seasons, I will be returning to Florida with two years left to play.
Man, after having a great conversation with @CoachToddGolden , I’m excited to be back and have the opportunity to play again for the Florida Gators. After a long NBA career, with the new rules in place, I’ll be back on the court for the next two years.

Go Gators! 🐊😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[The Mind Scourge @TheMindScourge]

One downside of mass affluence is that a great proportion of people simply do not want to put up with even the most mild discomfort, like dining outside in 50F temperatures

Noticeable (at least in the US) that doing so codes elite/blue

Prole/chud culture craves Bass Pro, RVs over camping, and and windows tightly closed to keep in the forced heat and central air con

[brian @brianovak]

national forests are for us all. politicians elected to serve the people have become corrupt beyond redemption. these morally bankrupt ghouls will destroy what makes this country beautiful because it will enrich them personally. a better world is possible, but only if we make it

[David Astramskas @redapples]

MARTY SUPREME is phenomenal.
As a bonus for basketball fans, George Gervin, Tracy McGrady, Kemba Walker, and this wild Knicks fan are in it.

Chalamet said Joe Johnson was flown out, but he never showed up to the set 😂

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Father and son are the median Bay Area resident. Everyone thinks it’s all rationalist tech dudes here but really the whole region is Filipino dudes in giants, warriors and Niners gear. Also why it’s the best place in the country.

[CELTICS ☘️ BANNER 19 @BiggLynch]

This shit is so fucking soft you can’t play defense with your face what is Harper suppose to do ? This should not be an offensive foul!

[jonah🁻 @keithCozarts]

Come to montreal we have it so good

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

It is so unfathomable now to imagine living through a government project like this in real-time. Like, imagine an entirely new transit system just appears over a decade to completely remake a major city.

People don't even pretend it's possible anymore. They'll make a light rail line or a streetcar here or there but nothing ambitious in this country anymore.

[Bay Area Bob @TheBayAreaBob]

Thanksgiving dinner topics

Trump
Zohran Mamdani
Charlie Kirk
Epstein
Cost of living
Israel/Palestine
Government shutdown
Climate change
Brandin Podziemski (risky)

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Kendrick Perkins says Shedeur Sanders is the most powerful black man since President Obama

[Sub-Zero❄️ @DisturbanceZynx]

Our President got exposed for giving kirk to Clinton

Meanwhile our Leading Democrat

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo Ball reportedly scared the Timberwolves away during the draft process when he said he wanted to be the President of the United States, per @JonKrawczynski

“So, we know they picked Edwards. But that’s not my little nugget for you all. It’s why they picked Edwards. There were a million different reasons in their evaluation. But one of them was that they had an interview with LaMelo Ball during this process—trying to figure out, ‘Hey, is this the guy for us?’ And LaMelo… did not interview very well. One of the questions they asked him was: ‘Hey LaMelo, after you’re done playing, what do you see yourself doing? What kind of things do you aspire to?’ And LaMelo said: ‘I want to be President of the United States.’”

(Via https://t.co/Bf3B3fW7Ia)

[jonah🁻 @keithCozarts]

less athletic boogie vibes

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

A career night for Derik Queen:

26 PTS (12/18 FG)
7 REB
4 AST

[bricky @domoambic]

His wife is probably thinking she’s going through psychosis

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

twitter libs are the moderate view... wait till you meet winemoms

[S. @ABCDdrs]

@ShaxNBA Oh hell no 😭😭😭