keith barker

livin the ok life in Lansing

[keith barker @keith_cb]

Catch me in the soo this weekend! #I500

[PRESENCE @TazerBlack]

The story behind why Kobe flew in a private helicopters in LA 💔

[lemongrab @OhYaNameTaty]

To this day this is one of my favorite videos ever

[Josh @LoserCrew]

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

When girls drink 2 vodka sprites and say they're getting bloated it really makes wonder how bloated I look at 2am when I'm 16 Miller Lites deep

[keith barker @keith_cb]

*walks through Walmart white-knuckling my cart because fuck all these people*

[keith barker @keith_cb]

@keith_cb also I want actual Mongo so bad rn

[keith barker @keith_cb]

Compliment of the day: "whatever you're cooking rn smells like Mongolian bbq"

[keith barker @keith_cb]

@sloanstar117 good move on drunk slogans part, taking notes lol

[keith barker @keith_cb]

@sloanstar117 lmao sober keith sure as hell didn't say that 😂

[keith barker @keith_cb]

*drunk keith* https://t.co/8z65e9yjLc

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

It's the #FirstDayofSpring Which means it's gettin' warmer, which means it's basically Summer. The 4th of July is next week y'all.

[keith barker @keith_cb]

Idk why happened last night but my mom just asked me if I need an intervention #HappyStPatricksDay

[keith barker @keith_cb]

Remind me again why a drinking holiday is named after some kind of saint? #HappyStPatricksDay

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If God wanted us to be vegetarians he would've made kale more fun to shoot.

[keith barker @keith_cb]

@jasmine2895 don't forget wild Wild West 👌

[keith barker @keith_cb]

@jasmine2895 you won't regret it

[keith barker @keith_cb]

Nothing says welcome back to the UP like frostbite because I'm still wearing my Florida clothes for some reason