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[keith_king @keith_king]

Take that, rewind it back-to-back

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

4-1

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship, the Hip Hop music genre had not yet been invented.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me.

Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and Chiefs GM Brett Veach and his staff, put the finishing touches on the landmark agreement today.

[keith_king @keith_king]

Walking into a nearly empty Waffle House at night is on the mt. Rushmore of American experiences

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋

[keith_king @keith_king]

Me when the hotel thermostat won’t go below 65

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨TRENDING: The Norwegian squad is trying to adapt to the heat in America 🥵

[keith_king @keith_king]

@AdamSchefter @RealMNchiefsfan

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

there's a male loneliness epidemic and most women don't even care how hard it is to be your own man when your dad is Jabba the Hutt

[keith_king @keith_king]

Every six months my TikTok algorithm inexplicably re-realizes I’m from Chattanooga and foie gras my feed with every Chattanooga post imaginable

[keith_king @keith_king]

@cdotharrison @ArrowheadAddict Will pair nicely with Tyreek mid-season also

[keith_king @keith_king]

@MatchingPatek Arm swing giving me early Tyreek flashes 👀🔥

[keith_king @keith_king]

Anyone else get bullied by your wife’s instagram reel likes?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The concept of a door dash grandma should instantly turn any reasonable person into a socialist

[keith_king @keith_king]

Can she not

[CNN @CNN]

Former Vice President Kamala Harris said Friday she “might” run for president in 2028, adding at the 2026 National Action Network Convention that she is “thinking about it.” https://t.co/aFpk7aZ1ap

[disha @yzybby]

the crew cried as they became the furthest people from earth, they named the Integrity crater after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife. i love humanity, i love how we go to the moon and we name that bright spot after someone loved. we name that crater after the spaceship craft that carried them so far. something about us being so small, barely making a dent in the universe, but still going with love.

[keith_king @keith_king]

There hasn’t been a funny April fools joke since like 2007

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Hold that

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[keith_king @keith_king]

Nothing will communicate more clearly about Mahomes status for next season than this decision. If Kelce only has one more go at it, he isn’t going to waste in on a rebuild year.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

NEWS: Travis Kelce is expected to return for a 14th NFL season this year, sources tell The Athletic.

However, it is uncertain if the TE will remain with the Kansas City Chiefs, as his representatives are expected to talk to multiple teams.