Keith O' Mahony

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[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Anyone who walked around EP barefoot or in sliders/flip flops after that rain deserve jail time! I saw one lad who’s toenails had tress growing out of them

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

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[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

@abbie_louiseh98 I always say this to sean! Because why did I have my own room for most of my life and then I’m expected to share with him??😂

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

I ate 2 small packets of tayto on the train home coz I haven’t eaten since one and the ticket man was sitting with me and he got up to leave and said jaysus you’re some man to eat I’d say you eat enough for a small family I am going to kill myself hahahahahaah

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

If she has 1000 fans I am one of them if she has 1 fan it’s me and if she has 0 fans then I am dead. I would die for this girl

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

A girl told me the other day she knows a lad who has sex with his Canada goose jacket still on him and I’ll never recover from that information

[clarabelle 🪩✨ @cbell_cbell]

Friendly reminder if you have a Canada goose jacket they are detachable from your skin for the months of May, June and July and even august 🙏🏻

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

The chokehold this penneys jacket has on the Irish girlies is insane

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Living in Dublin must mean you live in constant fear of Cian Ducrot and his choir bursting into song at any given moment

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Everyone who goes shopping on stephens day has never worked a day in retail in their lives

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

POV you’re my da and you saw my tweet so you made a fake Twitter to comment lol

[Brendan Grace @Badbadmonkeynut]

@keith_o_m95 What a handicapped thing to say... Id understand if you wer 12.. Fuck me

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

@abbie_louiseh98 Xmas ruined for the second year in a row now hahahah

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

My da had an affair on my ma and left her but her new bf ate one of the chocolates from my advent calendar (a random number too not in order) and I’m really debating which is worse

[Taoiseach 🇵🇸 @leebonnie2707]

With the cost of living it is really worth claiming your Flat Rate Allowances every year on top of your €3400 per year if a PAYE worker. For example a nurse can claim up to €733 on top of the €3400. Here is a link to the jobs that can claim the expenses https://t.co/sew415fwXU

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Fergie is on her way to Balmoral to sing “London Bridge” as soon as the queen dies

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

@kristnmerrilees @NiamhLane

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

I saw a girl in white water squirt red sauce all over her Chinese and my day has been ruined since

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Sorry now but that stretch in the evening tonight was ✨ stunning ✨

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Everyone avoid white water in Newbridge at all costs. There’s nothing wrong I’m just in here fucking working on New Year’s Day 😒

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Normalise telling us the amount of money you’ve won when you post a photo of your scratch card because I can’t read half of them

[Keith O' Mahony @keith_o_m95]

Newbridge is such a shit hole that dogs getting the train to Dublin at least once a month