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[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@ZukuOfficial whomever advised me to pick this shitty service provider, ulambwe na shetani... Buana @ZukuOfficial you are the most useless service provider.. I don't want your tech guys to come fix anything, I want this thing gone, mchukue hii takataka yenyu.

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care seem you are unable to resolve whatever issue my connection has. Mmekua watu bure kabisa.

[TotalBodyIQ @TotalBodyIQ]

this will be of help to you ...watch till the end 👇👇

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care Should I use your apology to conduct business??? Keep your apology, your service has become bogus enough to run one out of business. Bure kabisa.

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care I'd like to get guided, should I keep your router for collection or can I dispose of it?

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care what's really happening with your service???????????

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care I depend on your shitty connection to be able to reply... What's really happening with your services?

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care is it just me or everyone is experiencing shitty home fiber connection???
You guys are becoming so unreliable...

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care This is now annoying, we depend on your service to work... Hii Sasa si ni upuzi.

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care the inconvenience you are causing is just crazy. Make readily available alternatives for issues that can't be fixed within a stipulated time... Your service has become bogus and unreliable...

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@Safaricom_Care How long does it take you guys to resolve issues with home fiber connectivity????? Been disconnected since morning and you are not giving a good reason why it's taking forever to fix it... Sometimes you disgust some of us your clients with inconvenience.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

We're going through one of those historical shifts where there are 3 types of people:

1) People who cry and become violent about the fact that they can't "do what they've been doing" for the rest of their lives without getting left behind (avoid these people)

2) People who do nothing until they are forced to because they have to survive, but the penalty for starting late is so severe because everyone else is exponentially further ahead of them

3) People who stay curious, experiment, build, and figure out how to adopt the new way of doing things in a way thats useful (without attaching to the way things were done in the past)

It has always been important that you choose option 3, but now is as good a time as ever.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

This one thing that drains a man faster than anything in a relationship..

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@WilliamsRuto @realDonaldTrump Slay queen wetu 😎

[Fem Mindset @fem_mindset]

Sorry to some girls, but she is spitting the raw truth ‼️🔥

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@gpdkaluma When whitening your teeth, they must have tampered with your brain.

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@MasculinitySato Are we heading to Shakahola?

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@ItsAmahAdoma Aside from sex, what else are you guys offering?

[keith onyango @keith_onyango]

@mobola_ade September 28th

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

Men,
This is why you need to Disappear 🎯🔥