Keith Solomon

Husband, father, songwriter, former conservative Republican pastor…now leftist agnostic whosawhatsit, lifelong nerd, lover of peanut butter.

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The @USPS really is a snail now. Four days to move a package from two hours away. Four days.

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After a year of hard work and 100+ pounds of weight loss I would like to offer my deep gratitude to @JELLO for creating sugar free pudding cups. Those things have been a treasure.

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Starfield seems like a cool game if it was remotely playable on PS5 Pro. I’ve played for a few hours and had it hard lock and freeze 4 times.
@BethesdaSupport

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Only in this weird evangelical landscape does the idea of a replacement “Christian” halftime show starring Kid Rock make the any sense. I’m fairly certain in my younger zealous years we would’ve broken Kid Rock CDs in fits of righteousness after an Acquire The Fire conference.

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Being a lifelong South Carolina fan is dark, dark path full of misery

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@UPS has the most useless support line. No matter what you say you get pushed into an endless automated loop with no way to speak to an actual person.

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@UPS delivery woes are killing me today

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@pizzahut how is the location in Aiken, SC still in business? Online order for 5pm pick up isn’t ready until 5:37pm. No discount. No attempt to make it right. Literally told it was “in the oven” when we arrived at 5pm.

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@usps Second day this week the mail just didn’t get delivered

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@USPSHelp @USPS What is the issue at the Atlanta Distribution Facility? I now have two packages in the void there. One has been there since the 17th. It is ridiculous.

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@USPS If the letter goes through Atlanta it’ll never be seen again

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@USPS Atlanta facility seems to be where packages go to die. It is the void.

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So the moral of the story is only play cupcake teams. Playing good teams doesn’t benefit you.

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There may come a day when @USPS can get a package through Atlanta without it being a mess but today is not that day

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@ChickenSoupSoul @amynewmark Have you ever felt like your contributions were taken by your parent company and not paid into your 401k or insurance?

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@StephenGarcia I think disliking him is one of the few things that can unite everyone

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I wanna see those guy’s FanDuel accounts

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I’m not one to blame refs but that Carolina game had the weirdest officiating I’ve ever seen.

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-how is it roughing the passer after the pass has been picked and the QB has turned to pursue the ball carrier-that’s called a block
-the offensive pass interference on the long TD was crazy because..
-they kept calling penalties on the wrong number or a number not on the field

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@usps knocking it out of the park with their expensive next day express delivery that definitely isn’t going to be on time. Dependable as always.