keith alden

Something witty or clever

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: The United Nations Human Rights Office just demanded that the Trump administration "immediately halt [the] practice of separating families and stop criminalizing what should at most be an administrative offense"!

NOTE: The Trump administration started this, not Obama

[OJB @Oliver_james]

DUCK RUNNING DOWN A HALL. LISTEN TO THOSE LIL WEBBERS.

[Baby Sumerian God @Ilovelamp1979]

She was like "why won't you ever hold my hand" & I was like "Jesus bitch, I've only got 2 hands, & these swords are for your protection."

[Being Me 👍 @stockerr]

If you want to fly with a company that treats there customers how they should don't fly with @British_Airways I would use @VirginAtlantic