James Keith

Most likely napping | “The best people in life are free”

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

Everyone in Tacoma hates me. Proof is attached - fortunately I’m very honey badger about my love of Christmas

[kaia @notkaia13]

oh she’s been WAITING to be able to do this PLSSS

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

They showed Trump this photo of Iran’s World Cup team captain and he immediately accepted all their ceasefire terms

[artem @artemxcx]

damn even Gary played in her face lmao

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

what have we done

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

@smellieblah Anymore implies there was a time men were useful 😪

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

To promote the new show ‘Jimmy Neutron’, Nickelodeon ran promos in the early 2000s where Jimmy would walk out during a cartoon & use an invention to alter it in some way.

Here is what Jimmy did in ‘SpongeBob’ Season 1, Episode 20, "Hooky.”

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Ellen DeGeneres attempting to make Betty White laugh, 2010.

[Chris V @djchrisv]

Me at work:

[SteeloAndKri @SteeloAndKri]

@WhiteHouse

[mommy @mommysnipez]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a cat dad

[P* @filmzwanda]

still thinking about the fact that the only person who comforted her was herself

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Bejewelry☁️ @BejewelryB]

You had to make your own sunshine, but now the sky is opalite🥇

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

https://t.co/GvI5oGohBi

[c ☆ @tintafey]

the reason they are so funny is because of the deep well of sadness that only the great commonwealth of pennsylvania can instill in a person

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

Mentally here:

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

I won’t root against the Eagles in Philadelphia, but I will say it is a season like this that makes me thankful I don’t give a shit about football.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Final

@BetMGM | #PHIvsLAC

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

@rohmontgomery Fingers still look weird, maybe next update they’ll figure it out

[James Keith @keithaleaf]

At my highest weight, I was 203 pounds, and as of this week, I have had consistent weigh-ins of 168 pounds. I have fluctuated up and down during this journey, but I am proud.